Barbanera

DeRank ™: 6,91

DeAge™ : 6734 days • Here since 2 january 2008

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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I wanted to publicly thank autopilot for writing in the playlist "I Dead Elephant rock." I don't know if I'm making myself clear.

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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In fact, the elephant could have died of old age. In this specific case, they drove him to suicide by reading him the unusual reviews on repeat 24 hours a day.

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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The elephant was alive. NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST ANIMALS!

A truck driver is stopped at a customs check. The customs officer asks, "So you have nothing in the truck?" The customs officer wants to check anyway. He makes him open the truck’s trailer, and inside he finds an elephant, with a piece of bread stuck in each ear. The customs officer says to him, "So, you don’t have anything inside this truck?" The truck driver replies, "Well!? Now one can't even make a sandwich with what they want?"

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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Are you kidding? He should send it out like crazy, no doubt about it!!!

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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And anyway, every time I get on the scale, I feel a great pain... Fuck it, it's better to fill the house with fucking sheets.

Neu! Neu!

31 may 08

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MAYBE NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT... In DAYGUM gums, they include substances that cause addiction and dependency (probably nicotine derivatives). Try consuming two or three DAYGUMs a day for a few days, and then see if you don’t start to feel the need for them...

Crematory Believe

31 may 08

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"The clean vocals are rightly entrusted to Hechler, never out of place or off-key throughout the album," "the sequence is always dynamic and never monotonous," "similar situation but vocally inverse," "clean chorus in stark contrast but not discordant for that reason" BUAHAHAHA YOU'RE A GENIUS SEND IT IN FULL FORCE!!!