Stoney

DeRank : 2,29
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 15 july 2007
Fuck The Facts Stigmata High-Five
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Yes, I've heard something on their Myspace too: ridiculous. And there are even people who pay attention to them.
Fuck The Facts Stigmata High-Five
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The genre sucks and I'm sure they won't be any better, but I have to admit that the title is brilliant.
Ryan Nicholson Pasto Umano
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I don't know, but these movies don't make me laugh; they just make me angry.
Max Gazzè Contro un'onda del mare
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Ah... but you see that you have something DEEPLY feminine: your smooth talking hahahha. Ludovica, to respond to your "meatloaf," I would need to write a book, I'm not kidding. However, I will try to be brief and concise but I will do so by replying to you privately here on DeBaser, goodbye. :)
Ayreon 01011001
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This album is structured like any self-respecting prog metal album: a sequence of "difficult" parts (or so they’re presumed to be) alternating with melodic sections, where melodic is to be understood in the most banal sense, meaning singable, airy, easy to understand and memorize. Heavy electric guitars, palm muting (because that’s how it’s done now), and a supposedly angelic female voice employed, coincidentally, in the most syrupy and delicate parts. I don’t understand how such a work can be considered original or noteworthy. It’s a summary of all the typical clichés of metal and prog metal, all rolled into one. Powerful vocal runs at high pitches because otherwise you aren’t a good singer, "felt" solos, intertwining of male and female voices because they’re inherently beautiful and beyond discussion. Then there’s the hated electronics thrown in here and there to give an air of experimentation to the whole, a futile attempt to add that "extra something" to an already banal album, which results in something parodic, affectatious to the extreme. However, considering the target audience for such a product, I would say it fully achieves its goal: to provide the masses with the spectacle they crave, "panem et circenses," since the formula has been tested for a long time and works well.
Max Gazzè Contro un'onda del mare
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Ah... Ludovica... you know you are yet another girl I hear saying she only has male friends? So you see, we guys are right to say that we shouldn't trust you too much? Take care.
The Folk Implosion One Part Lullaby
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Yes, yes, I really need to listen to it again because it's been a while since I last did... thanks for the idea.
Max Gazzè Contro un'onda del mare
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Ludovi'... women are never loyal even when they are friends, let alone when they are enemies...
Cavalera Conspiracy Inflikted
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"You will hear Marc Rizzo (former Ill Nino and now a steady guitarist for Soulfly) being an excellent second-in-command, while Joe Duplantier (the voice and guitarist of the formidable Gojira) delights in playing the bass."
"A fearsome thrash-core with an Igor that is brilliantly incisive and heavy."
"The title track is a wall of raw and pounding guitars, featuring a brutally intense chorus and rhythm."
"A pulsating and very 'fat' part that flows back into a beautiful 'tupa-tupa' thrash rhythm with rotten and wicked choruses."
"'Nevertrust' is a no-holds-barred hardcore piece, with filtered vocals and an evil track in a politically incorrect vein."
"You metalheads manage to turn every minimally decent album into crap with your observations that could only be described as 'insane' at best. In front of albums, you have an innate ability to always look in the wrong direction to pronounce your judgments. You would be capable of looking at the Mona Lisa and defining it a masterpiece for the technique used to frame it."
King Diamond The Eye
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And what about "sà" with the accent?