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Claudio Baglioni Viaggiatore Sulla Coda Del Tempo
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For 99%, Italian music is SH*T. We are the country of easy listening, of Sanremo, of this kind of trash. On TV, in the various shows dedicated to music and entertainment that air from time to time, when Rock is mentioned, it means Celentano, while Vasco is considered a rebel who makes metal music. From a "cultural" standpoint, we have lost all the movements that changed the world, starting from rock to real metal, passing through glam and grunge; we have missed hip-hop, electronic music, and everything else. We have lost it all. Because since we are a backward country, we tend to shoot down anything that deviates from the melodic love song. The prevailing taste is that of our parents, or rather, our grandparents, and every new proposal today is seen as such. In Italy, it works like this: whoever reaches success holds onto it until death, just like politicians who come to power and don't leave until they die. Music in Italy is also a lobby, unfortunately, and those inside it decide everything, including public taste. Otherwise, it wouldn't explain why if on the same day there are two concerts, for example, the Metallica in Imola and Vasco in San Siro, the news only talks about Vasco despite the fact that there were double the number of people at the Metallica concert coming from all over Italy and even from abroad. Another example: Pearl Jam (a band I would dare to call historic) had 5 dates in Italy last year, selling out everywhere. No one talked about it. Why? Censorship, that's why. There are those who monopolize the scenes, and Baglioni is one of them. You find him everywhere, on national TV, singing the same stupid stuff for 30 years, while quality music is completely bypassed. It’s a matter, I would dare say, of media power. Are there perhaps channels in Italy where an unknown but valid band can have even a little resonance? I don't think so. Despite this, however, people who are passionate about music continue to play what they like, and indeed the Italian underground scene is thriving with valid groups, but they will likely remain forever unknown because someone “above” decides it should be so, or they will achieve success abroad. And don’t be misled by those new proposals that occasionally get launched, because they are artists constructed by those same lobbies, meant to last a few months to maximize profits for the record labels that propelled them, and then they get kicked to the curb. Meanwhile, Baglioni is still there, immortal, infesting the airwaves with these products that are an insult to human intelligence, childish little poems and fake arrangements. Because he doesn’t have to make an effort; he doesn’t have to create a serious album to convince people to buy it: he lives off past successes, has a name, and can always count on publicity from journalists and critics who praise his artistic qualities; after all, the audience, who buys everything, buys the album with their eyes closed and is even convinced they are listening to quality music. I'm sorry, but this makes me sick in an indescribable way, so there's no chance I could even consider changing my judgment. Even if for once Baglioni made a mediocre album (which is already well above his average), I believe it counts for little or nothing. I have other standards. I cannot judge a disgusting album as good just because it is LESS DISGUSTING than what is usually passed off in Italy. It’s a discussion that doesn’t hold water.
Claudio Baglioni Viaggiatore Sulla Coda Del Tempo
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I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.
Vasco Rossi C'è Chi Dice No
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...and so Vasco makes "heavy" music and "Lunedì" is a cheeky track. Well. I'm going to put on Kill 'Em All, I've had a craving for it, alright.
Negramaro Mentre Tutto Scorre
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And what the fuck do I care that these guys are from Puglia? They could have been Chinese for all I care; they still make shit music. Of course, you Salentinians are in a bad place if you consider the success of these four idiots as "an opportunity for redemption" for your land. I’m sure there are at least ten thousand youth bands in Puglia that play for fun in basements, and they are a billion times better than these poor souls at the mercy of the record industry. It’s so sad to think that such bands will never have the chance to step outside the confines of their cellars and will be condemned to remain forever in anonymity in favor of yet another group of charlatans that adds more garbage to the already shitty Italian music scene.
Disgorge Gore Blessed To The Worms
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I believe you that millions of the same albums come out: the metalhead is usually a fanatic who chooses an album based on how unknown the band is just to feel more alternative "compared to the crowd." Ironically, the truly alternative thing would be NOT to be a metalhead, since there are millions of them everywhere you turn, and they keep popping up like mushrooms. I don't know who spread the belief that metal is "niche" music. Apart from the fact that it often lacks the cultural and artistic requirements to be considered that, it is also extremely easy to listen to, contrary to common belief, because it is impactful and focuses on very instinctive sensations like cruelty, aggression, and violent sound. Proof of this is that it is a very widespread genre (even in Italy, despite not being promoted in any way, while abroad it is a real institution). Maybe the metalhead was alternative in the '70s, but today their existence is taken for granted. The unfortunate truth is that metal is a very commercial genre, and record executives around the world know this very well, and they continue to produce a lot of crap just because they are sure that there will always be someone who will buy it.
Disgorge Gore Blessed To The Worms
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But I know Carcass. However, I wasn't making a technical argument, I'm sorry. I'm one of those who thinks that anyone can learn to be technically skilled, while not everyone can learn to be good musicians. Technique is a matter of practice. Have you ever seen those television shows featuring "child prodigies" who play Beethoven's symphonies on the piano or violin at the age of 10? Well, that's a clear demonstration that technique can be learned; it's about practice: just six hours a day and anyone can play "difficult" pieces, just like someone who hits the gym and works on their abs can emerge after a year with a sculpted body. It’s not an "artistic" merit, it’s just a merit of consistency and commitment, if you will. What those "prodigy" kids and many technically acclaimed musicians lack in general is creativity, spontaneity, and expression, which unfortunately (or fortunately) cannot be taught or learned. It's like saying: everyone is capable of learning to write, but very few can write a poem or a noteworthy novel. The case of Carcass, who by the way I like, is one of the few cases in a billion where a band that plays extreme music has been innovative, enjoyable, not trivial, and original. Moreover, it’s the umpteenth time I enter into a similar discussion and someone, to support their arguments, brings up the usual bands: Carcass, Death, Dillinger... what does this mean? That a musical genre as vast as extreme metal, which includes and has included hundreds of thousands of bands all over the world, only remembers two or three of them as "examples," and that’s insane. It means that for every capable band that has managed to innovate, at least a thousand incompetent ones have produced trivial things, perhaps merely copying in vain and ending up sounding tired and clichéd, only populating the record collections of a few genre fanatics. This is what brutal is: a self-referential genre, trapped in very limited patterns where the peak of innovation often consists solely in "being meaner than before," or resorting to disarming clichés like the use of synths (the kind of "let's invent something, anything just to seem innovative"), or "even" melodies (and when MELODY is considered INNOVATIVE, I would start to worry). I can’t help it: it’s a bit too little, in my opinion, to give dignity to an entire musical genre.
Disgorge Gore Blessed To The Worms
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"Great job by the guitars that churn out riffs continuously and create a wall of sound, capable of slowing down and becoming melodic." This sentence is brilliant, truly. The more I read it, the more I contemplate it. "Capable of slowing down and becoming melodic." It’s... genius. Weigh every single word. "Capable," as if to indicate one of the infinite expressive possibilities of the musician in question; "even," as if to say "even," "indeed"; "slowing down," as if for these great artists playing below 240 bpm is an effort, or a merit; "becoming melodic," as if it were something "more," and not an obvious thing for a musician to manage to play melodies. Can you comprehend this? You’re amazed because someone can play slowly or create melodies, but you are alienated, damn it. It’s like being surprised that the sun rises in the morning. That a musician can make melodies is TAKEN FOR GRANTED; otherwise, what kind of musician are they? You listen to a genre made of "walls of sound" and shout miracle if someone plays 2 slightly melodic notes, but it’s clear: in a genre like this, founded on atonality, even three random notes are a nice melody; where's the merit? After half an hour of construction noise, even a fart is a harmonious sound.
P.S. I’ve listened to this genre and even tried to play it: I've never seen anything more obvious. It’s the genre of those who have no ideas. The cacophony of those who bet everything on impact because they have nothing to say. Like a child who screams and makes a racket to attract the attention of adults who ignore them. It can be fun, and I don't doubt it, but attributing artistic qualities to it is definitely too much.
Claudio Baglioni Viaggiatore Sulla Coda Del Tempo
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I don't spend my days surrounded by contemporary poets. However, the person who quoted those lyrics did so to highlight the skill of the singer as a lyricist, right? It's not me who brought up poetry, but rather the one who transcribed the lyrics in the review. He’s the one attributing the qualities of a great poet to the singer-songwriter in question. My point about the rhymed couplets was that I hate the fact that someone who uses rhymes like "cuore" and "amore" is praised as a great lyricist. THIS KIND of rhymed couplet hasn’t been used for 600 years. Of course, I should also judge the music, but I didn’t dwell on that because I would have only ended up cursing (I heard talk of ELECTRONICA, but are we joking???). Then you mention Green Day, okay... Anyway, reread the previously quoted lines: they are like little poems from the fourth grade, where the rhymed couplets only worsen the overall effect. Seriously, "we go not because there’s something to see but to see what’s within us and then you never see what you think you’ll encounter but you always find what you never thought"... for me it’s disarming. Rhymes between POI and NOI... INCONTRERAI and MAI... is this a joke? Anyone can write something like that; what the hell merits does this guy have? We’re missing a rhyme between NON and CON, or between IO and ZIO. Ugh... It’s the pinnacle of mediocrity. That’s what I meant by my critique of the rhymed couplet. And I certainly don’t expect philosophy or high systems, just that I expected a bit more from someone who has been considered a great singer-songwriter for 30 years...
Andrew Lloyd Webber Jesus Christ Superstar
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I know the version of the film, with Ted Neely playing Jesus Christ, who I believe (I know for many this may be blasphemy) sings far better than Ian Gillian in terms of interpretation, at least in this musical. Not to mention Carl Anderson's performance as Judas, which is simply outstanding. A masterpiece.
Claudio Baglioni Viaggiatore Sulla Coda Del Tempo
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"I covered my secret
with a cloth inside a hangar
I'll leave one quiet morning
without anyone crying"

and again

"better not to turn back when leaving
because turning is already a bit returning, it's already nostalgia"

AND THIS WOULD BE A SONGWRITER?!?!?!?!?!? But these things are written by a 12-year-old kid, damn it! "Because turning is ALREADY A BIT RETURNING, IT'S ALREADY NOSTALGIA," but I used to write this stuff in my diary when I was in love with the girl in the front row in middle school! My God, I have bile in my mouth! And then... the rhymes! The rhymes!!! The coupled rhyme! THE COUPLED RHYME! IT HASN'T BEEN USED FOR 600 YEARS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! This man is incompetent! He even reaches pathetic episodes in an attempt to rhyme "pianga" and "hangar", are we joking?! Mondo Marcio would write rhymes better at this point! HE SHOULD BE TILLING THE EARTH, NOT IN A RECORDING STUDIO! But how the hell can you be surprised by these things enough to use them as an example of his talent?!? Bah! I can only imagine if Baglioni's fans found this album DIFFICULT in terms of MEANING, what the hell could the previous ones have been! Nothing turned into music! I won't vote just because there's no option for negative numbers!