GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

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DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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I got Carla Bruni pregnant while Sarkozy was on an official visit to Nepal.

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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I have two dicks.

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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I wrote the Bible at 4 years old.

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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I smoked a cigar at 30 months.

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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"I've been listening to it for several years now."
So you started listening to metal at 5/6 years old?
Well, if that's the case, just so you know, I split the atom at 7 years old.

Black Sabbath Tyr

3 feb 08

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Could they be casso hairs?

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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I'm sorry, but it seems strange to me that you don't have shit to do at 12 years old. At that age, I was jerking off from morning till night. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's a 12-year-old fake.

DragonForce Valley of the Damned

3 feb 08

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"Here we are. A bit late, to be honest, but honestly at 0:08 on a Saturday spent lounging and dealing with colitis, there’s not much else to do."
But who asked you anything?
And, above all, have you tried lemon?