GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
The Cure Pornography
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A masterpiece, no ifs or buts about it, right from the cover, no doubt.
Joel & Ethan Coen Non E' Un Paese Per Vecchi
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I nominate Poletti Knight of Grand Babbus of Minkionem. The title will be conferred upon you after the ritual kiss of the ring and your complete immersion in the dung of the Morandini.
Graven Perished and Forgotten
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I often listen to this album while doing my usual morning routine of 450 push-ups and 330 sit-ups before breakfast. Right after that, I feel so beefed up that I go to the butcher to buy about ten kilograms of veal for lunch.
Graven Perished and Forgotten
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No besatt, I heard the disko the other day while I was fishing for trout from the Milvio bridge, and I have to say it really slaps. In the end, I returned home without any fish, but at least I had breath that smelled of Raw Black.
Moondark The Shadowpath
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I also prefer death metal, I like it mixed with coffee and cream. But even thrash metal on the rocks isn't bad.
Steve Vai Sex & Religion
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Minkia Sterbus, your joke was so hilarious that I collapsed and found myself at Cardarelli without a lung and with a one-meter bandage on my stomach.
Bruce Hornsby Harbor Lights
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Great reviewer.
Graven Perished and Forgotten
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Congratulations on the calm acceptance of criticism. But if "I don't give a shit about what people think," then why the hell did you write it in the first place? And anyway, the review is pretty awful. Next time, take another 5 minutes and proofread it so you won't contribute to clogging the site with rubbish reviews, taking up space from the few noteworthy ones buried under the junk.
Dream Theater Train of Thought
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Porko Kazzo, all these albums by Dream Theater are masterpieces. I'm almost tempted to buy one... hmm, better not, alright.