GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Iggy Pop American Caesar
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Well, judging by the photo, I don't think so, you know. He’s missing at least a long beard and a white tunic.
Mel Brooks Frankenstein Junior
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@Rivoli: No way, does "woodcock" really mean wooden dick?
Sure, Valerio Rivoli might seem like an idiot at first glance, but if you put him on the ground, he walks!
Too bad he shits, otherwise, I’d use you as a decoration.
Mel Brooks Frankenstein Junior
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Valerio Rivoli, I would like to inform you that I will soon be submitting a formal request to the DeB staff to have you banned.
Best regards (for whatever little will remain here).
Mel Brooks Frankenstein Junior
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And it would be outrageous if he were to get angry too. In that case, the Prosecutor's Office would immediately open an investigation against him.
Tomahawk Anonymous
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Judge Woodcock has instructed the prosecutor's office to investigate Messrs. Nickghostdrake, Ghemison, and AlessioIride for drug dealing and possession, as well as for driving under the influence and public intoxication.
While you await the timely arrival of your formal notice, you are hereby warned not to leave your residence.
Mr. Fabrizio Corona, on the other hand, will also be prosecuted for the crime of stronzate a go-go, which he commits every time he sets foot on DeB.
Tomahawk Anonymous
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Mr. Fabrizio Corona, your presence is becoming quite bothersome. One more comment and I will add to your numerous previous disturbances to public peace and proliferation of verbal nonsense.
Six By Seven 5 Questions To Chris Olley
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Mr. Flistone is undoubtedly the most interesting and stimulating user to have ever set foot in DeBaser... So stimulating that Judge Woodcock feels a slight intestinal urge that needs to be addressed promptly in the restroom (not to be confused with the Office where a Minister carries out his duties alongside his closest collaborators, of course.)
Steven Spielberg Indiana Jones - L'Ultima Crociata
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Mr. Valerio Rivoli is requested to visit the nearest Carabinieri barracks to collect the notice for repeated annoyance to the public and persistent spreading of nonsense. The same fate awaits Mr. Flistone, accused of chronic heaviness and annoying pedantry.
Korn Korn
Korn Korn
18 aug 07
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Mr. KornutoDany, how did you know that Judge Woodcock has been suffering these days from diarrhea mixed with a high fever, caused by the dozen oysters eaten in the Prosecutor's Office?
Indeed, today's young people, in addition to having a great deal of culture, also have a certain degree of clairvoyance.
Congratulations Mr. KornutoDany.
Korn Korn
Korn Korn
18 aug 07
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Judge Woodcock does not know Austro-Hungarian, Mr. KornutoDany. Therefore, he kindly asks you to write in Italian, if you're able to.