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Agghiastru Live @ Circolo Arci Macondo - Bologna 10.06.08

21 jun 08

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Dear Dr. Zaireeka,

You do not carefully read the provisions of the German Society of Psychotherapy. The keys to Miss Maddalena's room (please forgive the Freudian slip) have been thrown into the Danube precisely so that the Agghiastru disease cannot spread. Therefore, you have no possibility of meeting her. I would like to remind you that the Society has given you one last chance to avoid internment, thanks to your previous work in Flammingology, by renouncing the most recent opus of the Oklahoma City group, as it is believed that this has caused your recent disturbances. Would you kindly take advantage of this gracious concession before there is an intervention by Dr. Freud?

Best regards.

Agghiastru Live @ Circolo Arci Macondo - Bologna 10.06.08

21 jun 08

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I expected someone to review one of the Italian concerts by Radiohead, but instead here we are reading about the third live date of Agghiastru. It has finally been confirmed that Agghiastru is not "the most original artist of the last 15 years," as Miss Mariaelena claimed, but rather a rather dull singer-songwriter of no great talent, a sort of Capossela stuffed with Tavor, and that the aforementioned Mariaelena is not Agghiastru but simply his biographer. The German Society of Psychotherapy, convened in an extraordinary session (unfortunately Dr. Freud was absent, but his cousin joined via teleconference) has decided on the immediate hospitalization of Miss Mariaelena in an appropriate healthcare facility. The keys to Miss Mariaelena's room, also by unanimous decision, have been thrown into the Danube. Adieu.

Afterhours I milanesi ammazzano il sabato

21 jun 08

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I can confess to you that I have read them, Dr. Zaireeka, even though I don't know what they mean. I would also like to remind you that it is you who is currently under careful analysis by the German Society of Psychotherapy. Between the two, however, I prefer the "Journey." Best regards.

Tricarico Tricarico

20 jun 08

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Dear Blu, in a lengthy session with Dr. Adler and Dr. Jung (Dr. Freud was absent, but we had the mother on teleconference), we listened to the record and read the review. The conclusion was unanimous. Tricarico is terrible and Dr. Zaireeka is crazy. Unfortunately, I have been authorized by my colleagues to divulge only the conclusions, believing that the reasons were quite obvious. It is known that the brotherhood is rather pretentious. I believe Dr. Zaireeka can avoid internment only by renouncing the discography of Labbra Fiameggianti after the Dolce Bullettino. That seems to be all. Au revoir, hopefully not in another review of the fool (I mean Tricarico, not the esteemed colleague Dr. Zaireeka).

Afterhours I milanesi ammazzano il sabato

20 jun 08

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@Dear Ale, as if I could forget! You're the one who doesn’t remember that I have always defended a little group of kids from Valigia who, in my humble opinion, play rock'n'roll like no one else in Italy, no matter how much you hate them. The Afta, on the other hand, don’t need any defense. I expected them to be over, like the Marlene, just to name one, but they are not. I also remind you that you were the one who defended the prince, who really is a retirement case. Don't worry about me, the era of jazz is still far off;-)

Afterhours I milanesi ammazzano il sabato

20 jun 08

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Esteemed Lux, it would be rather embarrassing if I had to enlighten someone with such a nickname. I thought you were already among the enlightened ones, and your apocalyptic tones reassured me in that idea. I was wrong! What are you doing tonight? Are you going to see the Sex Pistols? Since I gave 5 to the review, I have nothing to add to what has already been (well) said and written. P.S.: Please say hello to Glen Matlock for me.

Tricarico Tricarico

20 jun 08

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I call for the immediate intervention of the Green Cross for Dr. Zaireeka, whose substance abuse (which essentially consists of the simple repeated listening of the Labbra Fiameggianti) has driven him to madness. One can say anything, but giving 5 stars to Tricarico is equivalent to stating that Rosy Bindi is better than Naomi. I therefore conclude with a request for TSO for the reviewer and an inevitable, albeit reluctantly, double 1. For heaven's sake, there is a limit to everything!

Afterhours I milanesi ammazzano il sabato

20 jun 08

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Be patient, there are a lot of kids with pimples running around acting rebellious...

Afterhours I milanesi ammazzano il sabato

19 jun 08

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I should tell you that it's a duplicate or that the track by track doesn't work. Instead: finally, a review worthy of this album. At least a 4. But, since you'll likely be slaughtered in general, I'll raise it by a point to give you a bit of a boost :-)

Paolo Sorrentino Il Divo

19 jun 08

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@Super: maybe, maybe because Poletti has some significant gaps and that’s why Petri has never been seen (besides Indagine, how can we not think of Todo Modo?). Scorsese? De Palma? Please Poletti, watch some Italian cinema, even the B-movies from the '70s, and maybe you'll understand where Sorrentino's stylistic signature comes from.