Deneil

Solomon, try to read the introduction of my review of the Ant Trip Ceremony for this niche speech and when they take it away from you!

Imagine that when I was a kid, they told me there was a giant monster at level 100 that would poop out the enemies... I never found out if it was true... but on the bright side, I finished Rainbow Island! :-))

Doppler, but where do you see these ads? Come on, that’s disgusting. Look, if you like little girls, it doesn't mean you have to accuse everyone... that's disgusting.

In my opinion, the Simpsons movie will be a monstrous flop... there are two possibilities: either it will be a series of lame jokes and skits like Homer Simpson (though I strongly doubt it because the movie has to be suitable for kids too, and therefore the best bits will probably be skipped...) or it will be one of those worst-case Simpsons stories with a moral at the end where nothing is funny (I lean towards this one...). In any case, I’ll rush to see it and I’ll probably be 90% deeply disappointed... By the way, Groening has stated that this will be the test to see if the Simpsons continue... I believe the movie will make great box office in the first few days, and if it turns out to be a dud as I think, it will plummet badly right after.

nooo I once got to the fifth level but I didn't make it... just like I never finished bobble bobble with its 100 levels... some of them were ridiculous... I would lose entire afternoons on it... on the other hand, I finished monkey island (crazy game), giana sister (a mario bros imitation but with a little girl!), golden axe (amazing!) and another million games like ruff'n tumble, spot (a sort of red disc with sunglasses that walked in a bouncy manner!), the new zealand story and another million games more or less! :-))))))

Damn Sanjuro, have you ever finished Rick Dangerous? I haven't! Shit, then you only mentioned fabulous games!

Scaruffi is an idiot because he’s the usual pretentious critic who says things like "oh, but the Beatles were just commercial crap..shit" and a bunch of nonsense like that. In short, to attract attention, he tries to make niche bands seem genius (and sure, there are some, but I could name a million bands that Scaruffi doesn’t even mention or just grazes over) much better than the crap he tries to sell as masterpieces. In short, he’s someone who, after listening to a lot of music (I’m sure of this) and pulling out a good amount of information from encyclopedias and the internet without even having listened to the band in question (I’m sure of this too), has made a website where he tries to revolutionize criticism by placing names in his rankings that no one would ever put there (sure, some are spot on but others are truly laughable). The problem isn’t so much Scaruffi but those who follow him... sometimes kids and young people who may have never heard a note from the Beatles’ Revolver say, "oh, but Scaruffi puts Captain Beefheart at the top, why are we wasting time with the Beatles who did pop?" And from there, these ways of thinking lead to people who are nothing short of idiotic.

Zoidberg is the best! And that part where he ate the pasta that fell on the floor, asking first if anyone wanted it? My favorites are: 1) Griffin 2) Futurama 3) The Simpsons 4) American Dad. South Park and Beavis don't appeal to me...

Let's not offend, I’m not over 30! :))) So, just to start, the other day I had the courage to download Hazzard 20 years later, with the same actors from Hazzard except Boss Hogg because he passed away.. but Uncle Jesse is still around! Here’s what I know… the blonde guy from Hazzard is the father of that fool from Smallville, the one with the cigar from the A-Team is dead, the others occasionally make cameos somewhere, Michael (from Knight Rider) after Baywatch has gone on to films like SpongeBob (so great!), Dodgeball, and yesterday I saw him in Click. MacGyver, I don’t know… I wonder if he still has that 80s hair.. I also saw the Chips movie 20 years later, which is pretty sad.. all this without doing any research anywhere.. anyway, those were really cool shows.. I still watch Hazzard in the morning (the episodes are all the same!) and also Knight Rider, which was on until not long ago..

Look, you’re hearing from someone who loves The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy, so I’m not here to say this or that sucks. Personally (in my opinion), The Simpsons were undoubtedly the pioneers of all these irreverent cartoons, and although the very first seasons were really bad (like, really bad!), there are entire seasons of The Simpsons where I can quote lines and retorts by heart. As for Futurama, I’ll tell you that the first time it aired I rejected it (maybe because they had taken The Simpsons off!), but now I find it hilarious. I mean, there’s no one like Bender and Zoidberg around! Family Guy, on the other hand, has had me laughing from the start. Sure, their humor is pretty lowbrow, made up of repeated scenes and lame jokes, but damn, Peter cracks me up! And of course, it’s a nod to Homer! Then there’s the latest series… the one about the American family (American Dad?). Well, I can’t say much about that one yet, but the gay alien is funny!