Bepi

Alcohol and music are the things I dedicate myself to most consistently.
The Girl can wait, the Pussy no.
I'm not usually a chauvinist, but if a girl wants to be part of my band, I reject her outright.
Why? Because where I come from, 90% of the chicks listen to Ligabue... and I hate Ligabue because he injects into youth culture a bunch of bullshit that has already been thoroughly addressed by better artists.
Yes, I am a metalhead, but I listen to many other genres, Hard Rock and classical music foremost.
I hate
- Mozart,
- "The Number of The Beast",
- "Smoke On The Water",
- thirteen-year-olds flaunting their immature mentality on the internet (see "Bimbeminkia")
- other things that will come to mind in the future

Nevertheless, I am a calm person who never finds himself at odds with anyone. I almost never get angry, but the rare times I do, I become Satan himself.
I avoid overthinking, rarely get depressed, and when I'm in the mood I am a prankster (in the good sense of the word), and with women I am a gentleman.