emofiliaco

You don't have to like Maiden... I prefer them to remain niche ;-) Anyway, I know you speak for yourself just like I speak for myself, it's just that when provoked you get annoyed and it's funny ;-)...

And I care about Dave too, of course...

It was Irony...You can call me Cpt, we know each other (I told you I would pop up from time to time, right?), since I care about you (I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true) I like to tease you every now and then. Anyway, you shouldn't swear and especially think before you speak (let it be clear that you said it in your post that you don't do it, okay!). Aloha!

Wow! AlessioIride suddenly in the mood for democracy, what happened to you?

I agree to be a witness for the human cases and to be one... but I still don't see myself on the list...
One question: when I marry someone here on DeB, who will be my witness? Will it be myself? Will it be the (beautiful) couple Uncle Pippo/Nofake? The dean of human cases... Iside? The Prince of Human Cases... Korn? I eagerly await an answer... (and now I return to crying because I am alone in the world...)

Come on Nofake, don’t leave... the Captain is telling you...

Okay.. and I’ll be the witness case...

You see, the formidable trio Fogli-Pausini-Ligabue was enough to calm the two quarrelers...

The darkness arrives, but it's not too merciless
there are a few stars: it's like a broken drawing
a few streetlights, a small isolated and cold, lost light
The empty streets, not even the classic dog
Mrs. Television has won again
Madam or whore? She shakes her ass as if with intention
The commander plays the wrong card
his companion just can’t handle it
but he stays quiet, after all, he never wins a game with him
Steak, meanwhile, screams for a first performance
and on his bed, a bolero is being danced
his wife burns with fever for life and is undergoing treatments
The guard makes a coffee and then leaves
Mario gives a quick wipe to the bar counter
Mario gives a quick wipe to the bar counter
Mario gives a quick wipe to the bar counter
Four of them are smashing the foosball
between him and them, they make a bit too much noise
the big guy stands up and says: “Mutes” and then snatches the balls away
The knight returns from the ride
greets Mario, who asks, “Well, how did it go?”
He gestures a ridiculous number, absolutely impossible
He says: “Give me one and mark it down for me”
Mario spits and pulls out the bar tabs
Mario curses and pulls out the bar tabs
Mario huffs and pulls out the bar tabs
The cat marks its territory in its own way
let it be clear to any other feline
unless it’s a violent and murderous beast
A thunder is heard, but it’s just Rombo passing by
the stereo blasts: a hundred good watts for the speaker
the big guy yells where to go and then shows him the move
Tomorrow, Rombo will come back
Mario puts everyone to bed and then closes the bar
Mario puts everyone to bed and then closes the bar
Mario puts everyone to bed and then closes the bar

Now I'll take another one by the same author, so you can recognize it...