Valeriorivoli

PROTASIS
Shitty music + kISS Satanism from a village feast = IRON MAIDEN. DICKINSON IS A LITTLE PIG-FEET NANNO, HE IS THE MADONNA OF METAL

The snapshot of an era

Thank you, thank you to everyone who understood my trip: and for my detractors, well, I just wanted to make it clear where you come from, THE HISTORICAL MEMORY, good or bad as it may be of our pop muzak. The intellectual dishonesty is what strikes me the most in these blogs… if for the Anglo-Saxon market they write and publish outrageous nonsense, like the entire solo career of love songs that are cheesy and tiresome for entire albums by McCartney or the fairground metal of our local Maiden, all lined up. I don't mean to re-evaluate purely detrimental phenomena of our pop, but don’t tell me that Bowie singing "Drinkin milkshakes cold alone" in Five Years, with a voice so fag that it sounds like Sedaka with a huge suppository, or Lennon as a transex, is too different from Anima mia by the Cugini di Campagna. If Bowie does it, it’s okay, but us, being a musical third-world colony, no. If Springsteen sells millions of records with the most boisterous and simplistic rock, that’s fine... but if I talk about Pappalardo who screams better than him, no way, that's off-limits. These reviews of mine are not just an excuse to tell the cabbage of my life; it’s that if I really feel it; Miele is a stunning song, an evergreen that sends chills down your spine, even if the group were just a one-shot from the seventies... but I don't think that’s the case, since some of their stuff is close to prog-rock. Thanks to Iside for reminding me of the other evergreen, 15 years, I HAVE IT! I have the 45 in the jukebox, sung by the VICINI DI CASA.

But is the asshole on the cover fluorescent?... Is it a gift if I buy the CD? Can I hang it around my cousin's neck since he's a fan? Let me know. Thanks in advance.

Shitty music + kISS satanism from a country fair = IRON MAIDEN. DICKINSON IS A PIG-STOMPING MIDGET, HE'S THE MADONNA OF METAL.

Here... I mean, no, what I wanted to say was... the last FUCK YOU AND PETER GABRIEL!

Hello? Slurp!

;-),

W UMBERTO BALSAMO. W LUCIO BATTISTI.
The Iron Maiden ARE JUST A BIG COMMERCIAL SWINDLE OF ROCK MERCHANDISING AT THE EXPENSE OF MENTALLY UNDERDEVELOPED INDIVIDUALS WHO LIVE IN THE WORLD OF ZORRO, LITTLE MONSTERS, BIG JIM, AND SERIES Z HORROR COMICS.

FOREIGN LOVER of MMERDA!