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Roxy Music Roxy music
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THE ALBUM is GREAT AND SEMINAL, but what more could I say, gossip about Ferry's ladies, Eno's makeup, where they got the guitars for the back cover of For Your Pleasure, where they fished out Amando Lear, if Pete Sinfield was pulling with Pfm, that Ferry's onomatopoeic singing teeters on the edge of anti-Presley irony, anti-rockstar to rise to that role through the back door... In short, Roxy Music are not overly hermetic, the message of the cover, and the others is clear. Ferry's singing, with an intellectual gamble that I felt compelled to make, does not take itself too seriously in its fake-cacophony - I think of Zappa, but the group of Shit takes itself very seriously, indeed, it has an intellectual pretension that Ferry and his mates, throwing their f*cking women on the covers to sell more - their exact words - do not have. Regarding BATTIATO, I wouldn’t change a comma those f*cking fatheads, it was about time someone really sang about these ragamuffins dressed as professors: his message is always political now, why doesn’t he return to his origins where Roman law is absent? - now pseudo-esoteric Eastern Guenonian - look at that citation - where it suits him, now populist and trivial to the max, see the magamaghella swimsuit and Voices of the Master where he scorns all genres with arrogance - listen to On the Bridge waving the white flag - In short, he has a deleterious femininity, is a woman inside, ready to disown and deny himself: he has returned to his beat origins in the fizzling cinema of what is aptly senile befuddlement; Faust'o makes an unlistenable shaky new wave... better GARBOwie THEN, Guccini is the drenching of leftist political singer-songwriterism, which for decades has found funders for his horrific albums, like his lisping QUEEN OF anti-aesthetic MUSIC; YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOICE, YOU CAN'T PLAY, YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD LIVE, seen as you gargle wine and sausages, but you might have a message, a political coherence, not even that, so what the F*CK DO YOU WANT FROM THE USER? Feel the album like Amerigo, where our guy in full reflux from the left now throws himself not to the USSR but to America as a lost paradise (track Mondo Nuovo); Guccini has been doing this job forever, he’s a little bourgeois who has never worked a day in his life, just like Springsteen WHO HAS NEVER BEEN IN A FACTORY, Ferro, Venditti, Zero, Baglioni, Camerini, and even Facchinetti's son and all the Pooh, and whoever has more, add more.
The Beatles Sergeant Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band
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And you couldn't resist the final little insult, eh? You want to close, but you couldn't manage to express your childish nonsense, the big words you just learned; but then you live in a climate of perpetual, dyslexic, and refractory childhood, with your allowances, your little teachers, the slaps, the little rebel: but are you not the one holding back? YOU are the fun, goodbye HEART BOOK.
P.S. Let’s see if you keep going…
Roxy Music Roxy music
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I’m not voting anymore, I didn’t know, I wanted the prize at the end, you know, a crate of Campari and black chinotto, but I was doing it to mess around... AND WHAT THE HELL, you don’t forgive a damn thing OLD CENSORS
The Beatles Sergeant Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band
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YOUR MOTHER STILL SUPPORTS YOU MAYBE, and who knows how, see how pathetic you are, anonymous exegete. But you have nothing better to do than the others if you immerse yourself in this grandiose feast.
YOU'RE A KINDERGARTEN IDIOT, but step up intellectually, instead of rambling on like an old spinster teacher ABOUT the kids making noise: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LITTLE SONGS, about the exegesis of sources, about hermeneutics, about bringing popular music to a certain level of criticism and you, worse than the others, can't resist sharing your opinion, talking about filters, about free access, HEY who loosened you... GO EAT THE CORES OF NUTS if you don't have suitable arguments.
Slade In Flames
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Springsteen and U2, I would TAAAANNNNTO WILLINGLY downsize them, but hey... THEY COME TO SELL US THEIR OVER-PRODUCED NURSERY RHYMES as if we here had BATTISTI, GABER, PFM, ALBERTO SORDI, Maestro Caruso and Pino Calvi, as well as ENRICO CAPUANO AND THE OLIVER ONIONS, I mean as if we had bells around our necks and rings in our noses.
SHOOTIN' STAR, what a superficial review, the Slade are mega strong but there in Albion they were considered a group like Cugini di Campagna, there were other people ahead of them.
The lyrics are immediate, but they were the roughnecks of glam.
David Bowie Rise And Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
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The review is intellectually flawless, seasoned with gossip, makeup, and various tailoring, historical quotes about Ronson, a musical philological examination track by track, and you brag about the holy card on the cover... SHAME.
The Beatles Sergeant Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band
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THE TAROCKING is MANDATORY for certain covers so blaring: and let's say that she's leaving home is a Bulgarian lullaby, just like Fixing a hole—BUT WHAT DOES THIS STUFF have to do with psychedelic music or rock from that time, what is so fundamental that the Beatles hadn't already done on REVOLVER, what is more than fifth dimension by the Byrds, the U.S.A., or the Equipe 84 of stereoequipe?
WHAT THE F*CK DOES IT HAVE: do you enjoy getting off on these four who laugh and take you for a ride, do you identify with them to have graduation parties or do you get fake mustaches to cut out from the record so you can go around like walking sperm?
Roxy Music Roxy music
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DEAR FRIENDS NEAR AND FAR... JOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: What do Faust'O, Franco Battiato, Jo Squillo, Zero, Claudio Baglioni, Camerini, Guccini, Ferro, Fiorello, Carboni have in common? Well, let me explain the paradox of Eno's Larynx: these dear singers, to whom I leave the door open for anyone who wants to join, well, they are singers who annoy me when they open their mouths... and a lot of critique doc—even Jo Squillo idolized them, and some still do. I admit it's a bit out there, but I laughed for an hour alone like a fool with good words.
About these singers, the seminal followers—CONSCIOUS AND UNCONSCIOUS—of Ferry’s singing, I would like to write some beautiful reviews trashing them, BUT I don’t have time now, and this review just came out spontaneously... really, guys, thank you from the bottom of my heart for the insults and the kind words.
Regarding the sophisticated Battiato of Fetus dressed as an oldie in the style of Greta Garbo-Bowie of Checchy Dory or even as a sorceress like Ziggy Stardust in some early photos, especially from the Pollution period, I would love to delve deeper. HIS MUEZZIN SINGING comes back to me from the time of the white boar. His esotericism too. If I think about how much he hates the West and then makes films about the pop songs of his best youth... ONCE I HEARD HIM PONTIFICATING AGAINST ROME FOR HAVING DESTROYED THE CIVILIZED CARTHAGE OF HUMAN SACRIFICES, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN HIM BY THE NOSE,
David Bowie Rise And Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
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manliuzzo you’re a dumb codfish... I vote and vote again because I win the prize, UNDERSTOOD? YOU ARE PART OF THE PLOT TO SELL THE EARTH TO ALIENS WITH CODSKIN, OF MANLIUZZO ACTUALLY... but how can you not call yourself a dumbass with that nickname?
David Bowie Rise And Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
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iSIDE OSIRIDIDE AND BEAUTIFUL DEBASER HOUSE the original cover has exhausted this I found...
it's time to use them as pendants certain historical covers, not holy cards damn,
you are the fish of the sound aquarium splashing around singing mute.
And you would sell debaser to aliens... but you won't make it this time.