Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Kylie Minogue Fever 2002
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Oh yes, everyone should check out the "Fever Tour 2002".. And try to understand it, especially.. My three (which is not a synonym for penis..) goes to Kylie..
Eiffel 65 Eiffel 65
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The introduction is pointless and makes you come across as a bit unpleasant. However, congratulations for effectively summarizing in three categories the cultural and musical mediocrity of the "stars" of our country.
Neil Blomkamp Elysium
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One of those movies that, thank goodness, turns out to be a dud just from the trailer.. More than anything, it's inexplicable how people then go out to watch it..
Hermann Melville Moby Dick
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I don't know what to say... Actually, I do: dismissing a book like this with a ridiculous, scattered, and inconclusive panegyric is not only intellectually dishonest, but also damned infuriating...
Robert Zemeckis Ritorno al Futuro III
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Really awful review, all in all a fun movie..
Laura Pausini & Kylie Minogue Limpido
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I hope the good Kyle doesn't take it the wrong way, but she could have spared us this one.. And make us laugh more next time..
James Cox Wonderland
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One extra vote just for the stinky little closing paragraph-epilogue.
John Lennon Imagine
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An analysis that lacks imagination..
Sparpweed Studio Ibb & Obb
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All of this fills me with an indescribable sadness...
James Wan L'evocazione - The conjuring
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The fact that you know how to use Italian doesn’t hide the reality: your speeches are empty and your arrogance almost evokes pity. I hope (and I want to believe) that you’re not one of those who bask in the masturbatory ecstasy of their useless and convoluted wordplay and that you're not trying to gently mock us. Otherwise, poor you before poor us! That said (and don’t take it personally, this is purely my opinion), I believe you’ve written some of the most irritating reviews on this site, and you don’t even make me laugh by mistake. For me, if you want to have mental gymnastics, that’s fine, but at least don’t try to splatter us with it all the time.