Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Rage Against The Machine Evil Empire

2 nov 13

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How false, hypocritical, infamous, cunning, and disgusting are those damned Yankees who spray crap into the plate where they gorge themselves on dollars?

Dannii Minogue Love And Kisses

31 oct 13

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I really wish you weren’t a fake who's constantly mocking us with these brainless writings. I wish you were truly a crazy character, and that you actually thought about what you put down on paper. If you were real, you would probably implode in an atomic explosion of anti-matter once you finished reviewing ALL the works (musical and otherwise) of the Minogue sisters. To help you in your endeavor, I remind you to also review Kylie’s participation in the Street Fighter movie.

Rob Zombie La Casa dei 1000 Corpi

28 oct 13

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They aired it last night and I decided to watch it. It’s clear that it’s not a scary movie because it doesn’t scare even for a minute. It doesn’t make you laugh, there’s nothing original (and that was already known), the script is full of holes and incredibly predictable, and the special effects are so fake that you can’t stand to watch them. Yet, this Zombie shows a certain skill and doesn’t lack interesting ideas, like the scene with the killing of the cops, and curious sound and musical choices. Still, two or three good scenes are not enough to save a downright piece of crap. At least, it’s more honest stuff compared to the average horror films from the 2000s to the 2010s.

Fabri Fibra Mr. Simpatia

22 oct 13

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Oh no, darling, it’s not just a matter of taste... If you like crap, it doesn’t mean you have different tastes from others; it means you have mental issues... Certainly a great record to excite fifteen-year-olds, but it’s not for me: lyrics too kattive and violent, too much ribbbeglione in the words of this prophet of the new millennium... It really puts me off... And then the pissing with the other people ruins things around here... Too hard!!

Kylie Minogue Slow

20 oct 13

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Really ugly song... But it's true, everyone should remember what happened 10 years ago: I mean, two women kissing, truly a terrible disgrace, an insult to good taste, something never seen before, where are we going to end up, I ask you...?

Kylie Minogue All The Lovers

19 oct 13

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Oh yes, life as a pop star is really tough...

Walter Hill Streets Of Fire

16 oct 13

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"...in terms of quality, it is terrible and not ingenious at all." I agree, a bit like your review...

Dannii Minogue feat Flower Power You won't forget about me

7 oct 13

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Light years better than that unbearable and incompetent twig suck-up Rihanna..

Miguel Bosé Bandido

4 oct 13

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He says to get closer to him, not to touch him or, even less, to listen to him... The next time I walk into a record store, if it ever happens again, maybe if I'm feeling good I'll walk past him, happy? One extra point for the record for the stunningly original cover, one extra point for you for the little Italian gem "a i Matia Bazar"... Come on, we believe in you...

Kylie Minogue Can't get you out of my head

4 oct 13

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Being useless, I challenge you to review every single one of Kylie’s fucking singles, I want to see if you have the guts (by the way, I really hope you do...).. The song really sucks, it’s one of her worst and one of the most annoying and sloppy hits I’ve ever heard.. Even the video was dreadful.. Come on, if you were jerking off to this, what were you doing with "On The Night Like This," getting the couch pregnant??