Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7089 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Michael Jackson Thriller
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Honestly, I can't explain the over forty million copies sold of this album that I have never found so explosive. In fact, it bothers me to think that the well-known music video for Thriller kicked off the MTV carousel of video nonsense and musical absurdities. Still, it's a good debut. I’d like to point out one thing: if you analyze each track (which I personally consider sacred), in my opinion, there's no need to include the tracklist. But hey, that's just my opinion. Good job, nonetheless.
Robert Zemeckis Chi Ha Incastrato Roger Rabbit?
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Great film.. Judge Morton scared me..
Gemelli Diversi Gemelli Diversi
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A response to the question that haunts all readers would be appreciated: What the hell are you writing? Less twisting and more Italian, please.. Fool.
M. Night Shyamalan Il Sesto Senso
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Scaruffi, we miss Scaruffi here.. Let’s pray to Chtulhu that he may return soon from his lectures and share with us a bit of wisdom..
M. Night Shyamalan Il Sesto Senso
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The review is run-of-the-mill, the film is frankly mediocre, boring, rather flat and, above all, very predictable. Nonetheless, it is very well shot, Bruce is good, the kid deserves a hanging, Shyamalan will do much better with UNBREAKABLE and also with SIGNS, while by the time we reach THE VILLAGE it is clear that the rope has frayed, although the excellent cast boosts the ratings.
Stanley Kubrick Orizzonti Di Gloria (Paths Of Glory)
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Alright, but before we part ways, I want to give you a piece of advice; take the Dictionary of the Italian Language and skim through it a bit, you'll discover that the word "Corrispondenza" is not synonymous with "Scoppiazzatura".. Vale
Stanley Kubrick Orizzonti Di Gloria (Paths Of Glory)
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Phidias, seriously, you’re doing everything by yourself.. I haven’t blamed anyone at all.. it almost makes me think I’ve touched a sore spot.. Simplify, damn it..
Zack Snyder 300
Zack Snyder 300
24 may 07
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Sure, sooo funny..
Jethro Tull Minstrel In The Gallery
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STIPE, do you know you're really terrible?
Charlie Chaplin Il Grande Dittatore
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It's not that great; the ending is demagogic and almost pathetic, the historical terribleness of the events parodied makes it at times irritating. And Napoloni is much funnier than Adenoid.