Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7088 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Madonna Frozen

12 jul 07

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It's a mistake, especially because if I had ever called them, I certainly wouldn't have said, "Yes, hello, I'm Hetzer, the U2 screwed me over, help..." it wouldn't have been believable. I'm sorry for you, your trauma must have been really strong, you must have dialed the wrong number. Try again with confidence, but don't say "help me, I'm a smartass..." otherwise they wouldn't get it.

Madonna Frozen

12 jul 07

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Good job, you did well.. You have to trust them, they are there to help you.. I understand that you've had a bad experience, but listening to Frozen won't help you.

Madonna Frozen

12 jul 07

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Yes, you’re right, Frozen is not by Madonna, she wouldn’t even be able to conceive a lullaby... Well, anyway, if you need help, there’s always the blue phone...

Gabriele Muccino La Ricerca Della Felicità

12 jul 07

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Of the review, I only share the one.. You’re definitely a fake, so I assume you write like this on purpose; if that weren't the case, medical science is now just a step away from successfully performing a brain transplant..

Madonna Frozen

12 jul 07

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Maybe to appreciate Madonna, one needs to have been abused as a child...

Nightwish Oceanborn

12 jul 07

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This review was written by you; grammatical errors, repetitive phrases galore, more than banal concepts, and damn short sentences that are infuriating.. Who the hell wrote the one on "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway"? Not you, that's for sure, because in all your other reviews, it's obvious who you are: a mediocre character.. This one doesn't particularly disgust me (you've written much, much worse) but I'll give you a 1 anyway because you deserve it.. Have I argued enough?

Procol Harum Shine On Brightly

12 jul 07

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I found it and listened to it.. It's a great album up to "Magadlene" but it becomes a masterpiece with "In Held Twas I".. The final section is supremely grand.. Has it been forty years? This is music that doesn’t die..

Madonna Frozen

12 jul 07

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Your utmost musical excitement? You really settle for very little, let me tell you; this is a piece that is nothing short of mediocre and cliché.

Michael Bay Transformers

10 jul 07

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In fact, that’s what I was saying too.. The transformations should have been much more schematic (and believable), and then the robots were stuffed with gears and joints as if they were winding clocks..

Morgan Spurlock Super Size Me

10 jul 07

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I definitely prefer Burger King.. In Lugano, we found a toenail in the McFlurry, and a friend of mine was so shocked that he ended up with a fever for two days.. But in general, it's better not to think about what they do behind the counters of restaurants, diners, and kebab shops, otherwise we would open Pandora's box..