Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7088 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Eagles Hotel California

2 aug 07

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One moment, the third paragraph is clearly written by Stipe and it's apparent from a mile away. What philology, just read..

Oasis Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants

1 aug 07

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Nice review.. I practically detest the Obesis in everything, so I won't vote; but out of curiosity: the phrase in the title is taken from an aphorism by Thomas Hobbes, who believed that we men are "dwarfs standing on the shoulders of giants"..

Eagles Hotel California

1 aug 07

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Notice how the first two paragraphs of the review are written; quite well, I would say... And pay attention to the third paragraph, starting with the words "A bit of history then...": the very typical structure of a stippy-style sentence, with a period every four words and a childish language; damn, don’t you realize that it shows when YOU write??

Michael Jackson Dangerous

1 aug 07

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We really felt the need for another review of this little white man..

Alfred Hitchcock Intrigo Internazionale

31 jul 07

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Did I say that this review sucks? Really? But where? I can't find the post in question...

Wham! Make It Big

31 jul 07

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It's true.. It's Milli Vanilli, or however the hell it's spelled, both of them have kicked the bucket, I believe.. Weren't they trash?? Punk? Sid Vicious? No thanks, I'm an adult now..

AA.VV. Eat The Censor

30 jul 07

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Funny.. strange that there isn't "Hitler Was a Vagetarian"

Alfred Hitchcock Intrigo Internazionale

30 jul 07

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So this would be a review from Mr. Poletti? Well, well, then he can shake hands and also offer something else to his arch-rival as the most eclectic critic of Debaser, Mr. Scaruffi. Nice duel.

Tobe Hooper Poltergeist

30 jul 07

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In my opinion, this is a classic fucked-up review.

Wham! Make It Big

30 jul 07

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A somewhat casual review, with concepts "programmed in loop" and some curious slips here and there.. But what was "the other Wham" doing, apart from the chinottos with George Michael? From what I read, his contribution to the album is minimal. Did he play the guitar? Is it true that he is dead? How ugly is "Last Christmas"?