Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7088 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (disc 2: Sasha Fierce)
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Certain truths are never reiterated enough. You’re right to remember what today’s pop is all about and what MTV represents. I always hope that some little brat drooling over Green Day, Madonna, or other money-grabbing piglets like them reads lines like these and feels, if only for a moment, like a little shit. As for the lady in question, aside from her voluptuous curves and content, and her presumably refined oral skills, we’re in the void. The vocalizations and the "ellà ellà" don’t make for a nice voice. Good job!
U2 Live @ Stadio Meazza (MI) 07.07.2009
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Terrible review. And stop calling those who criticize U2 envious, it's childish and absurd.
Jovanotti Safari
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You should finish it, you’re humiliating yourself.
CapaRezza Habemus Capa
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Typical hypocritical preacher
Gemelli Diversi Fuego
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The album by a gang of tacky, pathetic, and incompetent wannabes, one of whom is merely some half-faggot capable only of emitting horrible vocalizations filtered through a vocoder, can only be defined as garbage. Mary, as someone has already said, is a tasteless piece of pandering, a concentrate of molasses and cheap sympathy, typical of the philanthropic and demagogic style of the various inconsistent groups and artists infesting MTV and today’s radio. The fact that it was an album conceived for fifteen-year-olds is no excuse.
Joss Whedon Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Something original in the early seasons, then the unintentional ridiculousness quickly took over. Relatively undrinkable. As usual, a bullshit review from eight-year-old kids.
Vasco Rossi Bollicine
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Oh yes, would Thriller have come out after this crap? The only thing I regret about the reviewer is that unfortunately I never saw them on the front lines defending their atrocious work; reading you gives me the hope that you might actually be the never-forgotten STIPE, but I fear I might be wrong. Never mind. Congratulations on the expression "a purely instrumental piece with female choirs," it’s beautiful.
Campo di Marte Campo di Marte
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Stunning cover. Disconnected and schizoidiac review. I can't figure out how many names the guitarist has... Or are they all guitarists?? Who knows...
Rick Wakeman Live EstivalJazz @ Lugano 02.07.2009
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Exciting read, very well done. Wakeman is a true magician, pompous as he is fleeting, excessive, but a magician nonetheless.
Vasco Rossi Buoni o cattivi
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I mean, YOU who criticize Vasco Rossi for killing grammar? That's unseeable...