Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Gigi D'Alessio Mi Faccio In 4

5 mar 12

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Hatred is too noble a feeling for someone like him. The people who idolize and buy him deserve nothing but contempt; he at least deserves a shirt made of pitch and a lighter.

Elio E Le Storie Tese Italyan, Rum Casusu Cikty

5 mar 12

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Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, particular, beautiful, very good, excellent, beautiful... Here are the only adjectives that can be paired with a song... We are bordering on disgust rather than trash. Can you explain to me why you throw away your incompetence like this? You could write much more sublime trash reviews... Notable extracts: - "The band CREATES their peak": singular and plural just like that, and off we go! - "Interesting album FROM a compositional point of view": not bad this one - "Elio sings over a base": excuse me, what?! Good memories nonetheless of the Eliis when they were not yet a bunch of dull, inconsistent sellouts who have now succumbed to two-bit satire.. Oh, I almost forgot, an extra point for you for the creative disgrace of the sequence of tenses...

Finley Fuori!

5 mar 12

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I must have missed this.. Whoever wrote it, if they did it seriously, is a first-rate idiot who deserves to be ridiculed; if they are joking, it’s not funny at all.. But can someone explain to me why it’s now trendy to say "disco di inediti"?? It’s fine that there are people who live off best-ofs, but what is an album supposed to consist of?? Absolute and infinite contempt for the Finli, a useless regurgitation that’s worth less than a worm’s shit.. Ah, I haven’t listened to the album, but I already know it’s crap..

Jovanotti Ora

5 mar 12

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You suck.. Him as a showman and not, you as a reviewer, or rather, as a fake..

Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way

4 mar 12

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This latest piece of writing recovers a few points for the Tarantiniano. The syntactic rhythm of a neurodivergent child is now worn out and tiring, but it works quite well here. The problem lies in the heaviness of the repetitions; if you remove the key terms "bella," "carina," "pop," and "orecchiabile," this subgenre of a review collapses. Congratulations on the trash gem.
""Dosed" is one of the few ballads by the Red Hot from this album, and also in general, to be very beautiful as well as catchy.".. Amidst the haphazard punctuation and the abuse of the singular-plural agreement, it works very well in its trashiness.. Keep it up..

Ramones Ramones

2 mar 12

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The downward spiral of Tarantiniano continues... This ugly writing is truly lacking in ideas, insights, and syntactical acrobatics... But why take yourself so seriously? With a lot of effort, I can find a bit of sympathy in the initial paragraph, built with spit and spanning 45896 lines without even a period... Yes, but we want something else to laugh at, come on... No rating for the album because, musically speaking, punk is the antithesis of everything I love...

Eminem Curtains Call

1 mar 12

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I'm sorry, here are your grades..

Eminem Curtains Call

1 mar 12

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But no, you disappointed me again... Where did the Tarantinian trash and nonsense that we love go? No pearls or mother quotes, once again you missed the mark; repetitions like from a school essay, fine, constructs from neurotics, okay, but where's the proud and sublime pathos of chronic idiocy? Well, I would still like to emphasize a clever line like "anyone can think like me but how can you not respect my opinion"... For me, the review could have ended there... What a shame, a trashy and indecent character like Eminem deserved a review worthy of him...

Placebo Meds

29 feb 12

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Welcome.. Honestly, I hope you’re not just another fake, but I want to give you my trust. If I may offer a piece of advice from my limited experience, I think you could also let yourself go a little more, that is, write more and delve into the aspects that strike you the most. But this is coming from someone who enjoys writing long-winded pieces, so you might even find someone who tells you the opposite... I won’t express my thoughts on Placebo and Brian Molko, since I disdain both for non-musical reasons (read: bad teenage memories).. best regards