ZannaB

DeRank : 9,50
DeAge™ : 7114 days • Here since 18 december 2006
Richard Garfield Magic The Gathering
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Bartle, was the yogurt you ate for breakfast expired since Easter?
Metallica Master Of Puppets
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In these reviews, copy-pasting goes down like bread...
Richard Garfield Magic The Gathering
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I bought a deck of Magic cards in the early '90s, right when they came out, but I was lucky: in the remote little village where I live (which is no longer that rural...), the trend among boys my age was to scrape their knees on the concrete playing basketball and soccer or to chase lizards by the river, so I never used that pitiful deck of cards, but I kept admiring the artwork. My interest in nerdy games quickly faded, and my need to depend on something was later channeled into masturbation, souped-up scooters, alcohol, light drugs, women, and debaser. Nowadays, I’ve given up all those dependencies, with the obvious exception of debaser and masturbation! PS: comments 24 and 25 are proof that asylums shouldn’t have been closed.
Metallica Master Of Puppets
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"Rating (out of ten): 4.9" Am I the only one who doesn't understand? Am I the only one who thinks Burton is falling apart? Am I the only one who believes it’s not a fake? Am I the only one who hasn't listened to this album in ages? Am I the only one waiting for Jurix? No, for the last one, I would definitely say no...
Jacob's Mouse Wryly Smilers
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These kobaiani are always a pain in the ass! I'll listen calmly then maybe I'll go over it again, but for now I can't give you less than 5...
Monsters of Folk Monsters of Folk
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I don't know any of the 4 members (I've heard of Ward here and there) even though you talk about them like they're very well-known, yet I've already added the album to my shopping list: the power of well-written reviews!
They Might Be Giants Flood
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Beautiful review, although a bit heavy, and a nice suggestion. I don't know them except by name; maybe I'll listen to something on YouTube, but given the genre, perhaps not a whole album...
Cherno Complicity Vision
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Surreal review, well done! As for the possibility of falling in love, if there was even just one chance, I blew it by reading "a questa musica è stata brutalmente negata la melodia," so everything is very nice, but... no thanks.
The Stranglers The Gospel According to the Meninblack
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Incredible, this is a kickass review: I wish I had been at the party!
Rival Sons Pressure and Time
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I wasn't familiar with the group, and to be honest, I came to read the review (good one!) for the first few lines since a bit of hard rock revival now and then doesn't bother me (but not too much or else it makes me sick...). I had enjoyed listening to Wolfmother's debut back in the day, then it faded into obscurity, as did Black Country Communion's (better than Wolf!). I also remember the likes of Airbourne (more AC/DC oriented but definitely forgettable) and the commendable Them Crooked Vultures, so I would say that there have been several hard rock revival bands and guitar riffs as the gods command in recent years, which brings me to the question: do these guys have something more than the others to be remembered, or will they be forgotten by the end of the year?