ZannaB

DeRank : 9,50
DeAge™ : 7114 days • Here since 18 december 2006
Rory Gallagher Irish Tour '74
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"So Jimi, how does it feel to be the best guitarist in the world?" "I don't know, ask Rory Gallagher..."
Shellac 1000 Hurts
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It took me seconds to decide what grade to give you!
Kasabian Velociraptor!
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It had been a while since you wrote, but it seems you're still capable! I never really paid any attention to them, maybe I'll give them a listen later...
dEUS Keep You Close
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Great review, you should write more, but in the end... should I buy this disculo or not??? But yeah, it says dEUS on it and I know I'll end up buying it, but I completely agree with l'Appestato, I miss Charles and Trouvè...
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events
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Asshole, I am Fir Of De Darc!!!
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events
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Waiting for buckets of water...
Snoop Dogg Doggumentary
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A woman finds herself stranded with a broken-down car in the middle of the countryside and decides to seek help at a nearby farmhouse. She meets two brothers who are willing to assist her, but it’s late and the mechanics are closed, so they suggest she stay the night with them and look for a mechanic the following day. The woman agrees and goes to sleep in a double bed with them. During the night, the two brothers try their luck with her, and she, handing them two condoms, says, “Okay, I’m in, but put these on because I don’t want to get pregnant!” The two spend the whole night with her, and the next day they take her to a mechanic and bid her farewell. A couple of weeks later, while they are working the fields, one of the brothers says to the other, “Hey Gino, do you care if the girl we hooked up with gets pregnant?” - “Absolutely not!” - “Then what do you say we take these two things off???”
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn Of Events
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Despite the flute "nonhocapitobeneditraversodove" scaring me (much more than one of your covers of the fiatar that could be either pleasant or mocking), my rating would be a 1 for the "excellent" DeTesticulo above. Nevertheless, it’s clear from the review that you didn’t listen to the album; you simply searched online for the track titles and put them together, and by the way, you did it excellently! I can’t help but give you a double 5, brother: I respect you a lot, but you will lose!!!
Los Campesinos! Romance Is Boring
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Seen live (in 2008 I believe) and they’re not bad for putting on a show, but once taken out of their "fool-around" context, there’s not much left...
Al Di Meola Land Of The Midnight Sun
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Very well-written review, maybe not the highest score but it deserves a 5 for the excellent proposal!