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Sex Pistols Nevermind The Bollocks
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Punk was never born, and always and only dead.
Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
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Punk is a filthy, disgusting thing that cannot be associated with the word "music"; maybe the word "garbage" fits better. That's what this album is—a dumpster where each of the Sex Pistols has thrown away a bit of their shit and piss, mixing it all in a cesspit. Punk doesn’t exist; there are just fools who think they’re making music but end up only creating crap: punk is business, fashion, advertising, and nothing more; it has no historical relevance, and those assholes who play it are fully aware they’re doing it solely for money, because in the end, punk is money, just money. Inside this shitty record, you’ll find the worst of music; in comparison, Gigi D'Alessio sounds like Progressive Rock. I’ve also recorded a punk album, but inside the case, there’s no CD-ROM, just a 30 cm steaming turd I shat out after a double portion of my grandmother’s pizzoccheri, where instead of butter, she uses lard (God save lard). LONG LIVE THE PUSSY, LONG LIVE HARD ROCK, LONG LIVE PROGRESSIVE ROCK, LONG LIVE GENESIS, LONG LIVE YES, LONG LIVE KING CRIMSON, LONG LIVE LED ZEPPELIN, LONG LIVE QUEEN, WHO BREAK THE HYMEN OF PUNK AND EVEN THE ASS UNTIL IT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH. I WISH GONORRHEA TO ALL THE PUNKERS OF THE WORLD.
Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks
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Punk is a filthy, vile thing that cannot be associated with the word "music"; perhaps with "garbage," yes; that’s what this record is, a trash can into which each of the Sex Pistols has thrown a bit of their own shit and piss to mix it all up in a biological pit. Punk doesn’t exist; there are fools who think they are making music but instead are just making crap: punk is business, fashion, advertising, and nothing more, it has no historical relevance, and those bastards who play it are perfectly aware they do it just for money, because in the end, punk is money, just money. Inside this piece of crap, you’ll find the worst of music, which in comparison makes Gigi D'Alessio sound like progressive rock. I also recorded a punk album, but inside the case, there’s no CD-ROM, just a 30 cm steaming turd I took after a double portion of my grandmother’s pizzoccheri, who uses lard instead of butter (God save the lard). LONG LIVE PUSSY, LONG LIVE HARD ROCK, LONG LIVE PROGRESSIVE ROCK, LONG LIVE GENESIS, LONG LIVE YES, LONG LIVE KING CRIMSON, LONG LIVE LED ZEPPELIN, LONG LIVE QUEEN, WHO BREAK PUNK'S HYMEN AND EVEN THEIR ASS UNTIL IT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH. I WISH GONORRHEA TO ALL THE PUNKERS OF THE WORLD.
Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks
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Punk is a filthy, vile thing that cannot be associated with the word "music"; perhaps with "garbage," yes; that’s what this record is, a trash can into which each of the Sex Pistols has thrown a bit of their own shit and piss to mix it all up in a biological pit. Punk doesn’t exist; there are fools who think they are making music but instead are just making crap: punk is business, fashion, advertising, and nothing more, it has no historical relevance, and those bastards who play it are perfectly aware they do it just for money, because in the end, punk is money, just money. Inside this piece of crap, you’ll find the worst of music, which in comparison makes Gigi D'Alessio sound like progressive rock. I also recorded a punk album, but inside the case, there’s no CD-ROM, just a 30 cm steaming turd I took after a double portion of my grandmother’s pizzoccheri, who uses lard instead of butter (God save the lard). LONG LIVE PUSSY, LONG LIVE HARD ROCK, LONG LIVE PROGRESSIVE ROCK, LONG LIVE GENESIS, LONG LIVE YES, LONG LIVE KING CRIMSON, LONG LIVE LED ZEPPELIN, LONG LIVE QUEEN, WHO BREAK PUNK'S HYMEN AND EVEN THEIR ASS UNTIL IT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH. I WISH GONORRHEA TO ALL THE PUNKERS OF THE WORLD.
Area 1978: Gli dei se ne vanno, gli arrabbiati restano!
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I fully agree that punk can't even be considered music; the album, like all the albums by Area, is a 3, neither more nor less. I was particularly struck by "Il bandito del deserto," the rest is the usual jazz babble in Area style. Better PFM, even better Le Orme.
Le Orme Collage
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Pagliuca is half a redneck, but it doesn't matter much, especially with the problems we have right now.
Queen A Kind Of Magic
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The lyrics are fine, but the music is beautiful and intricate like in the good old days (I don't like the sound of the drums, I prefer the ones from jazz, sheer..., queen, queen II,...).
Area Arbeit Macht Frei
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However, Stratos tends to show off a bit too much with his voice; in my opinion, Area's albums have never gone below 3 stars, but they haven't gone beyond that either: they are a decent jazz/progressive group that has always tried to mask their lack of creativity with pseudo-avant-garde ideas and the usual vocal experimentations of Demetrio Stratos (which, over time, wear thin). PFM and especially Le Orme were superior, perhaps because they made music rather than political speeches (which only served to create a sponsor for themselves and to stay fashionable).
Le Orme Storia O Leggenda
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No, Shine on you crazy diamond doesn't make me sleep because after the long introduction, I know that the song unfolds in graceful sequences (historical), which are anything but soporific.
Genesis Nursery Cryme
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Porco Diaz what a masterpiece