Lord

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The Beatles Abbey Road
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That barefoot one is clearly the dead man, Dave, and you're asking me that? Harrison was dressed like that because he had to dig the grave, it seems more than logical to me. Ringo is clumsy because he’s carrying the corpse. John is the reverend. Come on, DaveJonGilmour, you should get it on your own, it’s so obvious...
The Beatles Abbey Road
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Well, they were so famous; why spread these far-fetched stories? If it had been Luca Dirisio or some other charlatan, okay, but the Beatles had it all by now.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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That man there, I heard he's now a ninety-year-old who doesn't understand a damn thing, but even back then he didn't understand a damn thing, otherwise what was he doing standing there like an idiot. He was identified, but I don't remember his name. I suppose that for the legend of McCartney's death, this gentleman is a key figure.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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Are you asking if you count too, George Martin?
The Beatles Abbey Road
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I know, but he is also known as William Shears. Some even say that he was called Saul, the lookalike of Paul.
Metallica Metallica
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He has never done any.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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McCartney is dead. Yes, really dead. That guy with the dyed hair who sings My Brave Face and all that is just a lookalike, who in 15 days had to learn how to sing and play left-handed bass like McCartney (the real one). In those 15 days, he also had to undergo an exhausting series of facial surgeries and depigmentation (because, you know, if you have little time to replace the real McCartney, you go find an African-American guy). Only 2 clues remain from the lookalike's previous life: 1: the old name, William Shears (transformed into Paul MCCartney); 2: the coat from when he was a cop in Ontario (with the famous OPD, Ontario Police Department, written on the sleeve). These are the overwhelming, shocking pieces of evidence of McCartney's death, and based on these 2 main pieces of evidence, we need to rewrite the history of music. Foolish is anyone who doesn't believe it...
Metallica Metallica
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My sister has it, I don't like it. I understand very little about metal and heavy metal, but this album here, like all Metallica albums, sounds too heavy to me. I have to say, though, they have their own damn style.
Neffa Aspettando Il Sole
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What bitterness. I will pray to Yhwh and I will ask for forgiveness for your sins sexyajax.
The Beatles Abbey Road
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The review flows with inaccuracies, glaring mistakes, and statements that are quite grotesque (punk like Green Day). I give it a 3 because I see it has sprung from the Quore. The album is yet another masterpiece. This is the real pop, unlike Robbie Williams, Oasis, Blur, etc.