Moonchild

DeRank : 1,23
DeAge™ : 7960 days • Here since 24 august 2004
Eyehategod Confederacy Of Ruined Lives
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How dear, I was almost going to tattoo your faces on my butt, thank you, dirtbags. Angel, I'm continuously drunk more than an alcoholic, which is kind of like an alcoholic, huh, but more fun.
Eyehategod Confederacy Of Ruined Lives
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and then, oh dwarfs, it’s time for you to put sludge in the de-genres, hc and doom are not cutting it. Let the barn be your home, get a little dirty for crying out loud :D.
Ufomammut Snailking
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Wanking. From morning to night, so much wanking. Thanks for existing (if you haven't understood, I was talking to your ass, not to you).
Mastodon Leviathan
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"Soundtrack" is good, more grind and chaotic than the last one, beautiful even though it feels familiar "The Perfect Is The Enemy Of The Good" which beats it even though it's less furious (especially Dave Witte's drums are very measured, here he hits less and is more precise). Get it; if you like the average metalcore albums out there, this one devours them. But now I've heard that Witte is gone and they've changed singers too, leaving practically just the bassist and Adubato from the originals, which is really a shame.
Ufomammut Snailking
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Damn, even the camille turned me on, carrot as a snack. By the way, I crumbled an Happy Hippo in the Havana Cola just yesterday, and I dropped the broken glass. Nothing, just saying. Here you have the 69 and Thule the 666, now what the hell is left for me, the 88? A quadruple.
Steve Vai Live, Milano Alcatraz 25.9.2005
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Wait, guys, let's not talk nonsense. If an idiot compares Jimi to Vaiolo, what fault is it of Stivv? Probably nowadays among the flashy guitarists, he’s the best; among those who make metalheads go wild, he’s the best too. Besides, the old works that came out in the early 90s weren't crap. I mean, put Jimi Hendrix next to Steve Vai—like Broccoli next to Cotton Candy—can we even take someone like that seriously? Instead, say you just don't like what he plays, because it belongs to a wave of hard rock and AOR guitarists that I also found disgusting. He plays with Sardinas, Sheenan, Satriani, Malmsteen, and once tried with Fripp and had nothing in common. He doesn’t do duets with Clapton; it’s something else, no comparisons.
Ufomammut Snailking
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ah, Tronky.
Ufomammut Snailking
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But I preferred Raider to Twix, do you remember what Twix was called before? Anyway, I had heard new tracks by the Mammoli at the Maximum festival, three to be precise, and I'm sure one of them was just like a Floyd song.
Ufomammut Snailking
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Not to forget the barbecue organized by yours truly. Sausage for everyone. The Mammoths on the new disc even took a trip with the Pink Floyd; if you find out where it is, you win a version of “Cazzo” prof. sadomaso for an entire night. Shipping costs handled by yours truly.
Motörhead Bomber
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The myths of Lemmy are Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, and Elvis, take your pick.