Jack A Lynn

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Worst artist of all time
<b>Yngwie J. Malmsteen</b>

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Yngwie J. Malmsteen

Masturbazioni chitarristiche dietro alle quali si spalanca il vuoto più totale. E c'è gente che lo crede un genio, lui compreso. AIUTO.
<b>Kenny G</b>

2

Kenny G

Sia stramaledetto per l'eternità, ha seriamente rischiato di uccidere il jazz.
<b>Sex Pistols</b>

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Sex Pistols

Il motivo per cui un sacco di gente (ingiustamente) odia il punk. Sopravvalutati, costruiti a tavolino e privi di qualsivoglia talento.
<b>Slipknot</b>

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Slipknot

Ancora non mi spiego la gente che idolatra Joy Jordison.
<b>Coldplay</b>

5

Coldplay

La peggior melensa lagna pianistica di sempre.
<b>Linkin Park</b>

6

Linkin Park

I Backstreet Boys del metal.
<b>Bullet for My Valentine</b>

7

Bullet for My Valentine

Cliché for my valentine.
<b>Limp Bizkit</b>

8

Limp Bizkit

MINKYA QNT SPAKKANO!1!1!1!!
<b>Vasco Rossi</b>

9

Vasco Rossi

No, serve dire altro?
<b>Club Dogo</b>

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Club Dogo

Un abbondante 80-90% del rap nostrano è terrorribile, o se preferite orroterribile. Loro sono i peggiori.
<b>Fabri Fibra</b>

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Fabri Fibra

Poco meno peggio di quelli sopra. Ma è come dire che essere accoltellati alla schiena è meno peggio della tortura ai testicoli.
<b>Luciano Ligabue</b>

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Luciano Ligabue

Il colpo di grazia al rock made in Italy. Ha solo finito quanto Vasco ha iniziato. È meno terribile giusto perché se la tira molto meno e ha un minimo di dignità.
<b>Le luci della centrale elettrica</b>

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Le luci della centrale elettrica

Quanta pretenziosità in un uomo e una chitarra. Se voglio sentirmi delle supercazzole mi guardo Amici Miei.
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    12 jun 11
    great ranking...it’s a bit incomplete but otherwise all 10 are the most embarrassing things that have happened to music!
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jun 11
    Don't worry, it will be updated every time I discover new filth, and for now I've only limited myself to these 10!
     
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  • progknight94
    progknight94
    12 jun 11
    You’re lucky to only know them ;) but except for the drummers from Slipknot and Bullet :)
     
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  • doby
    doby
    13 jun 11
    we miss Gigi D'Alessio
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    13 jun 11
    I find that Malmsteen has caused a lot more damage, to say the least.
     
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    13 jun 11
    malmsteen = shit!
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    I de-love you just for saying that Malmsteen is the worst of all time!!! But the Pirl Floyd are missing.
     
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  • metafinnico
    metafinnico
    12 jul 11
    you are great, I’ve decided!
     
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  • nes
    nes
    12 jul 11
    Well, there are really a lot of people missing :)
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    It's being updated. I will update slowly, but I will. PS forget about Pink Floyd on this list.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    No, no, think about it carefully. They really are. The worst sappy and empty drivel in history.
     
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  • metafinnico
    metafinnico
    12 jul 11
    said by someone who jerks off to Springsteen, it's a compliment.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    If you want to sdrum yourselves with each other, go elsewhere. Thank you. ^_^
     
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  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    12 jul 11
    Max, indulge my innocent curiosity: how many hours a day do you spend thinking about Pink Floyd? :-)
     
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  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    12 jul 11
    Anyway, great ranking; as for the whiny complaints, I would immediately place the Radiohead or Rapahead, however you want to call them, right alongside the Coldpirla :-)
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    Naaah. OK Computer is a nice little record. At least Radiohead have the decency to vary things up a bit. The fact that they are quite overrated and their fans are unbelievably pompous is another story.
     
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  • nes
    nes
    12 jul 11
    well, I was thinking of definitely worse people, like, Avril Lavigne or East 17... I mean, if you want to make a ranking of the worst, those people can't be missed. In my opinion, if you want to do it right, you need to dedicate an hour a day for a couple of years.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    I should take all the music for pimpled kids and put it in its own category. Unfortunately, I can't do that. And I think Kenny G has done 300 times more damage than, for example, Justin Bieber.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    No, you can't include Pink Floyd, because if you think they were good artists, then you're just a clown trying to create alternative rankings. Or are you just afraid that the other users will give you a real hard time? Goddamn conformist.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    I'm a fucking conformist. ^_^
    You talk just like the goth kids from South Park, you know?
     
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  • nes
    nes
    12 jul 11
    I almost forgot: I really like the first album by Le Luci della Centrale Elettrica. The second one, not so much, and I don't understand why since it's absolutely identical. Maybe one was enough.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    Never seen South Park in my life. I'm not some fucking conformist.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    I reformulate: you ARE one of the goth kids from South Park. The frequency of using the term conformist is pretty much that. Oh right, if you’re so nonconformist, why don’t you stop breathing? There are a lot more people who breathe than people who listen to Pink Floyd, did you know?
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    You, logically speaking, use it with the same frequency as I do. And go fuck yourself. You're not funny. I'm just reading your profile. You're a pathetic clown. A hippy, I would say.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    If you had just written LOL I TROL U, you would have saved me the trouble of reading all your posts. Do me a favor: get yourself a girlfriend, or at least buy a dog or a cat. Even a canary, a goldfish, or a hamster if you want.
     
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  • TSTW
    TSTW
    12 jul 11
    ...Fantastic...even though a lot of people are missing
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    12 jul 11
    I don't understand why the target is always Pink Floyd; okay, I'll offer a few suggestions of artists who could be insulted by some superhuman element, otherwise it risks being too repetitive: Wyatt, Area, Stormy Six, The Clash, Rage Against The Machine.
     
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  • nes
    nes
    12 jul 11
    I wanted to inform you that I just sodomized progrock for his quote from RATM.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    Well, if that's the case, it would deserve to be scrubbed by Edward Cullen for the Clash, for sure!
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    Fuck the Clash. And fuck those who are afraid to say that the Floyd are overhyped pieces of shit.
     
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  • TSTW
    TSTW
    12 jul 11
    The excommunication from progrock is expected for his mention of The Clash.
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    12 jul 11
    I think it wasn't clear what I meant (or maybe it was, who knows), I listed some leftist artists that I thought might be off-putting to "someone," since there’s so much publicity for PF, let’s give some to the aforementioned as well :) (@tstw: I didn’t mean to say they should be included in this ranking, I just mentioned some of my favorites, by the way).
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    Clash and Rage Against the Machine had to be included, no question about it. Period.
     
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  • nes
    nes
    12 jul 11
    the program was clear, in fact I paid attention not to hurt you: come on, I used the popsicle stick...
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    12 jul 11
    I had no doubt that you understood at least, thankfully the treatment was painless.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    But what had he understood? But what?
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    Max, I think you have a problem; it seems you don't like anything that produces an organized set of notes. In short, it seems you hate music :D
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    But shut up. "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" by Spears, "Innocence" by Avril Lavigne, or "22" by Lily Allen are a million times more valid than all that crap we discuss.
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    12 jul 11
    You’re a troll. Because no one with a brain would say things like that. And I’ll stop here; I need to spend some time with my very conformist friends.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    12 jul 11
    Your one-brain-cell suggests you listen to "Atom Heart Mother" and say it's a nice album? When it comes to it, shit, Spears is better...
     
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  • TSTW
    TSTW
    12 jul 11
    Alright, sorry prog :)
    Max Cady: if you want to be a nonconformist, why don't you stop breathing, what do you think?
     
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  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    12 jul 11
    Max, why don't you give yourself a nice wank and use both hands instead of thinking about Pink Floyd 24/7, come on! :-)
     
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  • Danny The Kid
    Danny The Kid
    12 jul 11
    But if you look closely, he's right; the ranking also misses John Lennon, Rage Against The Machine, The Clash, Modena City Ramblers, and Guccini, all skyfosy komunysty socyalysty anarkycy e antycrystyany, for crying out loud!!
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    13 jul 11
    Imagine Tstw, I see that you understood right away ;)
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    13 jul 11
    This Jack is one of those classic hippies who watches South Park and feels clever for it. A clown. He’s no different from those who pretend to be music connoisseurs just because they CLAIM to love Pink Floyd. Nonconformity isn’t my banner; it’s your FALSE nonconformity.
     
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    13 jul 11
    I don't understand why the hell you keep wasting time with Max! It's obvious he's a pathetic loser who doesn't understand shit about music; don't listen to him. To say that Pink Floyd suck, there are three possibilities... the first is obviously that he doesn't understand a damn thing, the second is that he wants to go against the grain out of fear of following the crowd, or he wants to make it seem like he knows so much that he can criticize one of the greatest bands in history! In any case, his opinion should be disregarded.
    P.S. You're right, I also remember that episode of South Park and it's identical.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    13 jul 11
    Chinaski, to say what you're saying, you don't need to understand a damn thing. Not the other way around. Pathetic idiot.
     
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    13 jul 11
    You're making everyone feel sorry for you! Stop it and be quiet! Go back to listening to Modà, who might be less overrated.
    P.S. You can call that gay guy your father an imbecile!
     
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  • Jack A Lynn
    Jack A Lynn
    13 jul 11
    LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND CONFORMISM OR I'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS AT MAX VOLUME FOR 48 HOURS.
    I hope I've made myself clear. ^_^
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    14 jul 11
    Don't get worked up, Chinaski, and don’t use exclamation marks. You're contradicting yourself. It's nice to see you go crazy like a fly against a window. Come on, go back to mommy, thirteen-year-old...
     
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  • gnagnera
    gnagnera
    14 jul 11
    Great choices, nothing much to say...
    But sorry Cira, since you're so masculine, tough, and badass, with a 90cm dick and muscles that would make Mr. Universe jealous, why don’t you make your own ranking and put the Pink Floyd as the shittiest group of all time (which, by the way, does nothing for me) instead of bothering everyone around? I mean, I get that you want to grab Nes' attention, but do it privately.
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    14 jul 11
    It seems like a good idea, so at least those who see such a ranking would know what is right to listen to: "Worst artist of all time" according to Marx Candy.
     
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    14 jul 11
    max I don't contradict myself, it's simply your IQ that doesn't allow you to understand. You're a poor delayed person and it's right to admit it, there's nothing wrong with that! Just come out and you'll see that you'll have everyone's understanding, including mine... come on, be a good sport. ;)
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    15 jul 11
    You all pull a smile of compassion from me: but what a miserable life it is, a life spent listening to Pink Floyd? A life of nothingness.
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    15 jul 11
    Oh yes, definitely miserable, one certainly isn’t worthy of obtaining the throne by alternating between listening to Burzum, Lady Gaga, and the Cranberries.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    15 jul 11
    Never listened to Lady Gaga in my life, what do you want to say now?
     
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  • ProgRock
    ProgRock
    15 jul 11
    So I apologize, excluding Lady Gaga, I was just admitting my (and others') inferiority when it comes to listening to PF.
     
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  • Lupin
    Lupin
    15 jul 11
    never listened to lady gaga, what the hell does that mean? you're still an idiot, don't worry, even if you listened to buckley or cartoon themes, you'd still be an idiot, don't worry
     
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  • chinaski033
    chinaski033
    16 jul 11
    I quote Lupin. And then I’d like to say... it’s understandable that you might not like Pink Floyd because it’s not your genre, but that doesn’t mean that if you don’t like something it’s crap and those who listen to it are idiots. I find Deep Purple absolutely horrible, but I don’t say they suck as musicians; they just make music that I don’t like.
     
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  • Max Cady
    Max Cady
    16 jul 11
    No, the Floyz weren't even musicians in my opinion; they were impostors.
     
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