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  • sotomayor
    sotomayor
    12 feb 18
    Come on. Why these three specifically? I mean, I assume you chosen them from a plethora of candidates, so I want the specific reasons. By the way, I've never heard of the third one. The second one, is she like Emma Marrone? Did she win a Sanremo? The first one sang a song about a party with some swear words, I don't remember exactly, a kind of hit like "Sole cuore amore."
     
    • heartshapedbox
      12 feb 18
      I won’t be hypocritical; basically, I can’t stand all three of them, both personally (especially Emma and Levante, though) and musically. I don’t like their attitude, I don’t like their lyrics, and they don’t convey anything to me. In reality, there weren’t many candidates; I like women, singer-songwriters, artists. Even if they don't align with my tastes, there's always something I appreciate and admire about them. Even Courtney Love, in the end, I can’t include in this ranking because I acknowledge certain artistic merits. But these three, I’d hit them with microphones to their faces.
    • sotomayor
      12 feb 18
      Ahah that's fine, but my comment wasn't from a picky and critical person; I was just curious to know why you had chosen these three in particular. I don't really know who the third one is, I've never even heard of her, I'm listening to a piece on YouTube now, she seems like a kind of Levante in the end (as far as I know her). Anyway, that Sole Cuore Amore one was much better, I mean I would have totally been into her back then, now I don't know what happened to her. Does Courtney Love get on your nerves musically or as a person? I should note that I have no opinion about her musically, the only songs that come to mind are "Malibu" and "Celebrity Skin." By the way, I really like the first song, I mean "really"... it has a nice pop sound, it works.
    • heartshapedbox
      12 feb 18
      Would you have done Valeria Rossi????? oh my god!!!!!! :O Courtney Love really gets on my nerves for personal reasons related to her relationship with Kurt Cobain and especially for how she manages her artistic legacy. Musically, okay, I’m coming out, I really liked Hole. A lot.
    • sotomayor
      12 feb 18
      Valeria Rossi is so cute. Why not? Keeping in mind that at 15 or 16 you would even go for Mara Venier...
    • heartshapedbox
      12 feb 18
      Well, I could understand Mara Venier, but how Rossi can inspire sex, I really don't get... she gives me sister vibes.
    • sotomayor
      12 feb 18
      Okay, the typical charm of the girl-next-door, but deep down...
    • heartshapedbox
      12 feb 18
      ah.
  • hjhhjij
    hjhhjij
    17 feb 18
    But Levante, who is she? Pon's sister... Well, never mind, I won't say it.
     
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      Can I laugh?
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      Oh, if you want...
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      ahahhahah
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      It seems a bit like a sit-com.
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      Well, I can see us as characters in a sitcom, along with other users too.
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      But sitcoms really get on my nerves :( I hate the fake, programmed, recorded laughs.
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      hahahaha well, in our sit-com they wouldn't be fake-scripted-recorded, it always makes me laugh!
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      It would be the actors laughing then ahahahaha No audience in the way. How nice it would be to make one like this, super cool. But after all, it's not like the Bigbenghetiori people were working on this here Improvisation genius and talent, De Vito, Lloyd, ANDY KAUFMAN.
  • sotomayor
    sotomayor
    17 feb 18
    Oh-oh even Lana Del Rey. Who I don't like at all either, anyway. Even though...
     
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      .. you would! -.-
    • sotomayor
      17 feb 18
      Aahah well, clearly, but she's not really my type if I have to be honest (but let’s not spread that around). Too refined, I actually prefer simpler women. She's just too fake.

      Actually, I had linked a photo of her kissing Jennifer Lawrence, but the system rejected it: Ingrandisci questa immagine
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      refined???? but that's just a tacky person pretending to be "refined"! mzè!
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      But no, it's refined, yes. Top-quality plastic. Jennifer Lawrence even pulls it off.
    • sotomayor
      17 feb 18
      Yes, maybe I used the wrong term, you’re right. I meant sophisticated, in the sense of artificial. I don’t consider it tacky, but frankly, I might have preferred it to be tacky instead of the way it is. At this point, I’d prefer a J-lo from the black for ever to be honest (I don’t like it, but at least it has an aggressive look and a similar attitude).
    • sotomayor
      17 feb 18
      Jennifer Lawrence is becoming more and more beautiful as she grows up, like all beautiful women do.
    • sotomayor
      17 feb 18
      But I find her plastic just like Lana Del Rey's personality. Beyond the outward appearance (which clearly reflects her personality or at least the one she wants to show us; if she's completely different privately, who cares, I mean I doubt I’ll ever know her) and obviously her music.
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      Ah, but I really couldn't care less about his personality and his music, you know?
    • sotomayor
      17 feb 18
      Alright, me too, but clearly the rankings I imagine are relative to his music. Then, of course, when we comment on it, we also pay attention to more, let's say, substantial aspects, but that's our shortcoming. I mean at least I'm speaking for myself.
    • heartshapedbox
      17 feb 18
      ..men! -.-
    • hjhhjij
      17 feb 18
      No, I wasn't clear, it's made of plastic and it makes plastic music, it disgusts me in every possible sense.
  • hjhhjij
    hjhhjij
    2 mar 18
    Stunning addition of the despicable human use of the beautiful song titles by Faber and... Who's the other one you've added? I don't know, they all seem the same.
     
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      I only added her, I completely forgot about her! The others, more or less, I can't stand and I don't appreciate them, but her, I truly hate—the style, the songs, her theatrical and over-the-top way of singing, the stage name taken from Faber... everything.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Oh sorry, I only remembered three. Anyway, a ranking like that without the quacking rubber duck from Romagna is unacceptable, you see.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      But who? Pausini?
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Eh.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      I don't particularly like it, but honestly, I can't deny that she has a certain talent in her genre.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I don't know, I think even Nerodolcia sings "better" than her, but just imagine, it's all a joke here, I can't take these people seriously.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      The boccacciona sings better than Pausini???? Come on, no way. Okay, it's all in good fun, but technically I can't even say something like that as a joke.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Technically, Pausini just YELLS and that's it. They could have hired her for Slayer, why not? That horrible night I had to endure without sense, and she went up there with a sore throat, sang some stuff and didn’t maybe lower the tone given the difficulties, no, she YELLED and as a result, her voice was shot, but hey, let's make the audience sing, though she was totally caught. Reign in Blood would be amazing for her ahahahahah. That comment about Dolcenera is just a joke; they are very different and both know how to sing, neither of them is the same. We have had many talented singers in Italy, and there are way more skilled than Pausini by the dozen :-) But even Arisa (I mean, Arisa) I think would give her a run for her money. However, I wouldn’t want this discussion about LaurAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pausini's voice to get too serious, which, by the way, I don’t even dislike, not at all; she seems like a genuinely nice person, all things considered, in that environment.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      LOL here she is Arisa, I summoned her :D
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I still have nightmares about Pausini singing/killing "Il mio canto libero" :(
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      I don't want to say anything to Arisa vocally, even though she really gets on my nerves, especially lately with her performing in a wig when there's no real need for it. I didn't see Pausini at Sanremo, but she's never given me the impression of shouting. Meanwhile, Dolcenera, damn it, she really knows how to scream!
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      "She never gave me the impression that she was screaming" O_O O_O O_O Arisa seems capable of singing normally, but whether she even considers it is another matter. As for what she has in mind or her looks, I’ll remain silent out of mercy. It wasn’t a competition between Laura and Dolcenera though :D I mentioned Dolcenera randomly because I said it here; I could have said "Irene Grandi," you know.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      because I *saw her here, in Dolcenera.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      let's say that I don't consider the ranking either XD
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      And I thought you were a regular listener of Tantangelo oh, you can’t trust anyone anymore…
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      TaNtangelo wasn't planned, but well, it happened like this.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      I can't believe it wasn't intentional!!!!!!! ahahahhahahaha or was it a Freudian slip! ahahahahha
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I fear it’s likely ahahhahah although my aesthetic preferences in the world of artists lean towards other types of girls.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      Yeah right, you all say that... aesthetics maybe, but for the physical ones, I have my doubts...
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      Pausini really sucks, seriously. Why not add Alessandra Amoroso too, what are you waiting for?
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      that you reminded me of it, Ribà! it's so trivial and annoying that I had completely forgotten about it.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Physically, Tatangelo is certainly nothing to scoff at, but I repeat, tastes are elsewhere, like here, which by now even the stones of Debaser know: Natalie Portman - Wikipedia
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Who the hell is Alessandra Amoroso?
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I get them all mixed up ahahahah
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      Eh, Hj Portman is a great woman in every way, beautiful, skilled, talented.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      it's worse than Emma, if you put Emma you can't not put Amoroso who's her ugly copy (but she's hotter, still I'd rather have Emma)
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I got the full package, he can even act well :D
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Is there a rough copy of Emma coloredellacacca? Oh.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      Yesterday I saw Black Swan and I liked it, but it's poorly written; it could have been better. Portman is beautiful, but in that film she's really too thin.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      Amoroso comes from Maria's friends like Emma, but Emma is better for me; after all, she is a Gianna Nannini burina. Amoroso, on the other hand, is nothing; she's just pretty and sings so-so songs that suck.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Made specifically for the role is the weight loss. As for the rest, it’s Arofonsky, so you can't expect well-written films, even good ones :-) It doesn’t go much beyond that.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      I don't know, sorry, I got disconnected at "Friends of Maria," it's not out of spite, you know, the concept is very clear, actually, thank you.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      oh wait, the wrestler is PERFECT... beautiful, among my all-time favorite movies...
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      In fact, it's the most normal in terms of writing and story without too much fuss if you compare it to The Swan or Mother exclamation point. Let's say that in the end, it's one of those that over time you realize you want to see again. Otherwise, I’ll dive into the black-and-white experiments of "P Greek," the first film, which at least was more genuine. As for me, I liked "Black Swan" and I watched it three times in the first year after its release, all thanks to Portman. Today, though, I wouldn’t watch it again. In return, yesterday I went to see "The Darkest Hour"; I really wanted to see Oldman as Churchill more than anything else. Have you seen it?
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      The wrestler loses nothing with each viewing and has nothing wrong with it... it’s written by God, dialogues included; Rourke is a beast. Even Marisa Tomei is fantastic, her relationship with her daughter, those scenes are truly moving, the sequences of him in the supermarket serving customers are unforgettable. It’s a masterpiece, no doubt... I haven't seen p greco in ages but I liked it a lot, it’s a great film. I haven’t seen Darkest Hour; I was about to go see it, I think it’s a good film.
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      In my opinion, yes, it's a good biopic, perhaps without expecting a masterpiece or anything, maybe with some obvious/clichéd/rhetorical moments (which were equally predictable anyway) here and there, but overall I didn't dislike it at all. I saw a lot of long take shots, spectacular tracking shots, and impressive camera movements; it's clear they had fun. Oldman and his makeup artists deserve a bow, in my opinion, well done. I wasn't as captivated by "The Wrestler," but that's just a matter of taste; however, there's little doubt that it's a well-written film, not much to argue about there, and well-acted as well, obviously.
  • SalvaDM
    SalvaDM
    2 mar 18
    Apart from Lana Del Rey, whom I think is terrible, I’ve never heard the rest! But hey, they definitely have other features not to be underestimated, except for Arisa.
     
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      like what?
    • SalvaDM
      2 mar 18
      Well, come on, let's not be naive :)
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Ahahahahahahahha that "except Arisa" made me roll.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      hahaha
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      hands off (well, actually no) Arisa's BOCCE!
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      but which arisa are you talking about, Ribà?
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Riba is a fan of Arisa's twins, if I remember correctly.
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      but I remember it flat
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Don't ask me, I really don't remember unless dressed as a cartoon character, at the beginning.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      I don't know, maybe I misunderstood, yes, Arisa has always intrigued me, especially in the beginning when she was dressed in an old-fashioned, strange way with those big owl glasses and sang "Sincerità."
    • SalvaDM
      2 mar 18
      It's a matter of taste ;)
    • heartshapedbox
      2 mar 18
      hahahahaha Ribà you are one of a kind!
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      What a pig, oh.
    • Cialtronius
      2 mar 18
      but it's not about being a pig, it's just that those beauties don't excite me much; I mean, it's too easy... and anyway, I'm attracted to the Mediterranean beauty of the '50s, I've never liked models or beauty queens...
    • SalvaDM
      2 mar 18
      The more I know, the more I understand!
    • hjhhjij
      2 mar 18
      Okay, but I'm just joking XD
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