Jimi Hendrix
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Jimi Hendrix | DeRank™: 0,00

A guitarist can practice as much as they want, becoming super hyper technical like Steve Vai and John Petrucci, but no one will ever be able to match him. The absolute number one of electric guitar. The one who deflowered rock guitar once and for all. more
Mario Merola
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Mario Merola | DeRank™: -1,68

Mussels, beans, belly, dirty tank top stained with sauce and garbage. more
Tre allegri ragazzi morti
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odesso

Tre allegri ragazzi morti | DeRank™: 0,00

Three merry fools. more
Linkin Park
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Linkin Park | DeRank™: 0,33

"Meteora" and "Hybrid Theory" were still cool, let's not kid ourselves... and we listened to them all day long back then. From "Minutes..." onwards, you might as well take a shovel and hit yourself in the balls like Tafazzi... I have to admit that in the live shows I've heard, they are great unlike their peers Limp, P.O.D. & company... they didn't make history, but they held their own pretty well during that time. The singer, of course, is a snobby jerk and a pain in the ass. more
Kings of Leon
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Kings of Leon | DeRank™: 0,00

They've been showing up for years with a shitty look of drunk Texans + tattoos + muscles, then obviously they pull out the worst pop for heartbroken cats venting with various "use somebody" etc.. A T R O C I O U S more
The Cranberries
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The Cranberries | DeRank™: -0,13

a shit...totally off in every performance you can find... more
The Jesus Lizard
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The Jesus Lizard | DeRank™: 0,00

Goat = the album. more
The Residents
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The Residents | DeRank™: 0,00

Look at them... four psychopaths bleating, screaming, creating absurd melodies, using enigmatic images that are sometimes brilliant, employing a constant nonsense that is often decidedly more "grating" than some choices linked to colleagues and beyond... yet these bastards are unknown to a vast majority of people, even though it could be a genre of its own, an incomprehensible genre for some... the Residents, despite everything, with works like "not available" or "meet the residents" can sweep away the entire discographies of shitty bands for smelly, pimpled teenagers like Guns, Merdallica, Avenged Sevenfold and company... so go fuck yourselves, long live the Residents. more
James Brown
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James Brown | DeRank™: 3,00

We're not playing, live at the Apollo covers entire discographies, but the fact that he messed up his head from snorting too much is another story. more
Franz Ferdinand
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Franz Ferdinand | DeRank™: 0,00

Quite useless besides being unoriginal (to be polite), bands for queens. more
Justin Timberlake
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Justin Timberlake | DeRank™: 0,00

Effeminate with an irritating voice fit to feed to piranhas (but still better than Marlene Kuntz and their annoying companions..) more
Pixies
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Pixies | DeRank™: 0,00

They also name the usual, what more do you want? more
Coldplay
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Coldplay | DeRank™: 4,89

Music suitable for taking a shit more
Coldplay
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Giorno serale

Coldplay | DeRank™: 8,78

If you pay enough attention when listening to one of their songs, you can distinctly hear the sound of balls hitting the singer's ass. more
J.J. Abrams
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J.J. Abrams | DeRank™: 0,00

He created that masterpiece called "Lost," it's more than enough to give him a 5. Just disparaging Lost for the ending is wrong; that's a great ending. more
Paola & Chiara
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Paola & Chiara | DeRank™: -0,08

I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. more
The Residents -Meet The Residents
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The Residents — Meet The Residents | DeRank™: 0,00

Rest-aria takes me to an absurd world. more
Michael Nyman -The Kiss and Other Movements
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An album that is not easy to listen to. more
Phantom Planet
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Phantom Planet | DeRank™: 0,00

The best soundtrack in history, great... what memories... more