TheJargonKing
TheJargonKing

Elton John | DeRank™: 1,43

something good in the very early years of my career. Desperately useless for the other 35. more
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TheJargonKing
TheJargonKing

Cristiano Malgioglio | DeRank™: 4,47

unable and also unpleasant. more
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R2061478
R2061478

Elton John | DeRank™: 0,00

That he has written beautiful songs is beyond doubt. Whether he is the man, I have some doubts. more
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unuomoqualsiasi
unuomoqualsiasi

Cristiano Malgioglio | DeRank™: 0,78

The double of Tilo Wolff more
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reverse
reverse

Cristiano Malgioglio | DeRank™: 0,00

not really a woman, when Vallettopoli came out it seems to me that I understood she actually went through all of them... more
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Michoos What
Michoos What

Cristiano Malgioglio | DeRank™: 0,00

Fur... more
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Michoos What
Michoos What

George Michael | DeRank™: 2,54

The British response to Cristiano Malgioglio. more
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Lupin
Lupin

Elton John | DeRank™: -1,37

Classic diva-slacker. Look, gossip, and little else. more
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Purpulan
Purpulan

Eiffel 65 | DeRank™: 0,00

Ponte is the one capable of turning even a De Andrè text into smoking excrement, right? There's no limit to the worst: even beheaded, they would still manage to make (their) music! more
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axel
axel

Metal Carter | DeRank™: 0,00

a visionary type but he doesn't know how to handle it, I'm sorry more
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Starblazer
Starblazer

Elton John | DeRank™: -0,50

simply the greatest pop singer of the 20th century. more
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Psycroptic
Psycroptic

Eiffel 65 | DeRank™: 0,00

I'm blue dabdi dabda dbabdi dabada........they obsessed part of my adolescence, then metal came to save me. Thank you, James Hetfield. more
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mohammed
mohammed

Metal Carter | DeRank™: 0,36

A true legend of the underground: violent, brutal, and damn uncomfortable for the system. An antagonist, and it revels in that. more
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Lord DarthVader
Lord DarthVader

Eiffel 65 | DeRank™: 0,00

thank you for having existed...even though you could have spared us the second album more
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mohammed
mohammed

Eiffel 65 | DeRank™: 3,97

Real tough guys: a lot of immortal songs, worldwide success, and countless memories. This is true disco music, come back!! more
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unuomoqualsiasi
unuomoqualsiasi

Angus Young | DeRank™: 3,37

The ideal desk mate more
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Venusiano Sarcastico
Venusiano Sarcastico

Angus Young | DeRank™: 0,00

"Some say we have thirteen albums that all sound the same. That's not true. We have fourteen albums that all sound the same." more
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Ryu
Ryu

Richard Benson | DeRank™: 0,00

I don't think Benson should be taken seriously; it's clear he's just messing around and has lost his mind. Let's just have fun watching the nonsense he says. more
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Caravan
Caravan

Guns N' Roses | DeRank™: 0,00

Appetite comes while eating, but the spaghetti sat heavy on his stomach, and the Chinese food was even worse! 5 stars for one of the most stunning debuts in history! more
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Prog87
Prog87

Down | DeRank™: 0,00

I love this band from Uncle Phil!! Long live the Down, we need bands like this today. more
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