The controversial definitions

Matteo '91

23 oct 09

Opeth | DeRank™: 0,00

Mikael Akerfeldt has balls like that.
I'll never forget Watershed. more

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Matteo '91

23 oct 09

Guns N' Roses | DeRank™: 0,00

Venerated like the Madonna... the fans have really broken my balls. 3 for the memories and appetite for distràkcion. For the other albums, 5 seconds were enough and balls to the ground. more

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You are absolutely right, Matteo. Beyond the cover art, I couldn't get past that. Much better the ViruelentAnal Pyroblast, which I also listened to live in Scandinavia. Never received so many spit-takes all in one concert. more

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Matteo '91

23 oct 09

Dark Funeral | DeRank™: 0,00

Yes, they might be nice jokers, but their music is overly hyped and overrated. Heavy. more

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Matteo '91

23 oct 09

Marduk | DeRank™: -0,31

I'm sorry, but I couldn't get past 2-3 songs. I understand the "de gustibus," but saying that bands like Marduk or Dark Funeral are essential in the black scene really seems off to me. Too boring, too repetitive, never engaging. That's one. more

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the green manalishi

23 oct 09

Ekseption | DeRank™: -0,01

The best definition for Ekseption would be a fusion of jazz and classical music, featuring a virtuosic keyboardist like Rick van der Linden and a prominently sometimes cumbersome brass section. They created an excellent mix or embarrassing pastiches in the form of adaptations of classical music. more

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Matteo '91

23 oct 09

Slipknot | DeRank™: 0,19

3 because after all it’s not even their fault. A good part of the fans should be put in a position where they can't cause harm. more

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the green manalishi

23 oct 09

Trace | DeRank™: 0,00

The perfected Ekspetion in ELP version: a supergroup entirely Dutch. more

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Deep-Frenk

23 oct 09

Slipknot | DeRank™: 1,56

Fucking metalheads. They don't even know where home is for metal. To name a couple: listen to the forefathers first (Black Sabbath and Judas Priest), then the true pillars of metal (to drop some silly names: Saxon, Accept, the early Metallica or Motörhead). If you're musically open-minded, you'll understand that these are just assholes. more

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Workhorse

23 oct 09

Slipknot | DeRank™: -0,33

Listening to them was one of the essential elements to be recognized as the toughest of the little boys not allowed in the parish playground. The other elements were pretending to understand about scooters, boasting friendships with the gypsies, smoking MS, and having a stash of porn to share with friends. more