Sonata Arctica
Frankie89
Frankie89

Sonata Arctica | DeRank™: 0,00

A cartoon about teeth, given by the gingerbread man. Watch out for cavities. more
The Sword
Just_emi94
Just_emi94

The Sword | DeRank™: 0,00

Not bad, come on. I'm expecting something good. more
Metallica
UhuhPanicoUhuh
UhuhPanicoUhuh

Metallica | DeRank™: -0,93

Respect to Metallica! HELL YEAH! more
Opeth
Matteo '91
Matteo '91

Opeth | DeRank™: 0,00

Mikael Akerfeldt has balls like that.
I'll never forget Watershed. more
Guns N' Roses
Matteo '91
Matteo '91

Guns N' Roses | DeRank™: 0,00

Venerated like the Madonna... the fans have really broken my balls. 3 for the memories and appetite for distràkcion. For the other albums, 5 seconds were enough and balls to the ground. more
Marduk
JimMorrison
JimMorrison

Marduk | DeRank™: 0,00

You are absolutely right, Matteo. Beyond the cover art, I couldn't get past that. Much better the ViruelentAnal Pyroblast, which I also listened to live in Scandinavia. Never received so many spit-takes all in one concert. more
Dark Funeral
Matteo '91
Matteo '91

Dark Funeral | DeRank™: 0,00

Yes, they might be nice jokers, but their music is overly hyped and overrated. Heavy. more
Marduk
Matteo '91
Matteo '91

Marduk | DeRank™: -0,31

I'm sorry, but I couldn't get past 2-3 songs. I understand the "de gustibus," but saying that bands like Marduk or Dark Funeral are essential in the black scene really seems off to me. Too boring, too repetitive, never engaging. That's one. more
Ekseption
the green manalishi
the green manalishi

Ekseption | DeRank™: -0,01

The best definition for Ekseption would be a fusion of jazz and classical music, featuring a virtuosic keyboardist like Rick van der Linden and a prominently sometimes cumbersome brass section. They created an excellent mix or embarrassing pastiches in the form of adaptations of classical music. more
Slipknot
Matteo '91
Matteo '91

Slipknot | DeRank™: 0,19

3 because after all it’s not even their fault. A good part of the fans should be put in a position where they can't cause harm. more
Trace
the green manalishi
the green manalishi

Trace | DeRank™: 0,00

The perfected Ekspetion in ELP version: a supergroup entirely Dutch. more
Slipknot
Deep-Frenk
Deep-Frenk

Slipknot | DeRank™: 1,56

Fucking metalheads. They don't even know where home is for metal. To name a couple: listen to the forefathers first (Black Sabbath and Judas Priest), then the true pillars of metal (to drop some silly names: Saxon, Accept, the early Metallica or Motörhead). If you're musically open-minded, you'll understand that these are just assholes. more
Slipknot
Workhorse
Workhorse

Slipknot | DeRank™: -0,33

Listening to them was one of the essential elements to be recognized as the toughest of the little boys not allowed in the parish playground. The other elements were pretending to understand about scooters, boasting friendships with the gypsies, smoking MS, and having a stash of porn to share with friends. more
The Velvet Underground
tia
tia

The Velvet Underground | DeRank™: 1,69

Indispensable and seminal. more
The Velvet Underground
holdsworth
holdsworth

The Velvet Underground | DeRank™: 0,00

The worst band of all time! But as someone used to say, "the last shall be first." more
Paul McCartney
donnie darko
donnie darko

Paul McCartney | DeRank™: 0,00

sir paul and that's it.....I love him!!!!! and five is not enough.......

perhaps the greatest living musician......... more
Billy Cobham
Deep-Frenk
Deep-Frenk

Billy Cobham | DeRank™: 0,00

An octopus! more
Television
Venusiano Sarcastico
Venusiano Sarcastico

Television | DeRank™: -3,13

Don't hold it against me, but these guys have never told me a damn thing. more
Television
RepartoAmena
RepartoAmena

Television | DeRank™: 4,11

michoos, it's clear that you're using drugs, don't believe... more