Moratti
ILM_igliore
ILM_igliore

Moratti | DeRank™: -0,46

One who has oil pipes tearing through Congo and then plays the gentleman fixing Nwankwo Kanu's ankle... more
U2
snobthegob
snobthegob

U2 | DeRank™: 5,06

The U2 have not yet been lynched simply because they asked Chuck Norris for help! more
U2
MirrorBallMan
MirrorBallMan

U2 | DeRank™: -9,57

U2 are the greatest artists of all time for a simple reason: they have always been able to renew themselves and try different paths, they have never sunk into the same genre of songs, with each album it feels like you're listening to a different band! In this way, they haven’t become a “relic” band like the Rolling Stones, ACDC, etc., who, once they found the right formula, stopped there offering the same songs over and over again! more
Chuck Norris
ziobestia
ziobestia

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Chuck Norris was once crucified, rested for three days, and then he resurrected. more
Chuck Norris
snobthegob
snobthegob

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 2,94

Chuck Norris can crush other people's naps! At his wife's explicit request, Chuck Norris goes to bed at night in armor. In vain! When Chuck Norris gets caught by the speeding camera, the photo always shows Steven Seagal! Chuck Norris can watch any movie in 3D while comfortably sitting on his couch, just by wearing fake glasses with a big nose. With the TV turned off! more
Subsonica
panapp
panapp

Subsonica | DeRank™: 0,66

Despite not always being up to par, in their best moments they reach truly lofty and memorable heights. They have had, they have, and they will always have my esteem. more
Eels
GustavoTanz
GustavoTanz

Eels | DeRank™: 0,00

Music that shines in the dark periods of one's existence. more
Codeine
Nickname
Nickname

Codeine | DeRank™: 0,00

When I see the sun / I hope it shines on me... more
Chuck Norris
Claypool
Claypool

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 10,40

If Chuck Norris goes to bed with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's run out of women. more
Chuck Norris
Emerson
Emerson

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 12,32

Chuck Norris never reads a book: he stares at it until he gets all the information he needs. more
Orphaned Land
Xabaras
Xabaras

Orphaned Land | DeRank™: 0,00

It had been a while since a group moved me like this, using such unique and diverse sounds. Exceptional. more
Mark Knopfler
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Mark Knopfler | DeRank™: 2,43

Guitar artist without the mental gymnastics of Petrucci. more
Meshuggah
Frankie89
Frankie89

Meshuggah | DeRank™: 1,61

Great hyper-technical granite commotion. All in all: a pain in the ass. Where's the heart? more
Guns N' Roses
Frankie89
Frankie89

Guns N' Roses | DeRank™: 7,64

Enjoyable in small doses. If you're over 16 and love them to madness, though, get yourself treated. more
Motörhead
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Motörhead | DeRank™: 0,00

The most outrageous and raw group in history, the one I identify with the most. more
Motörhead
Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano

Motörhead | DeRank™: 0,00

ROCK'N'ROLL!! more
Eels
Frankie89
Frankie89

Eels | DeRank™: 0,00

Good and depressing shithead. more
Iron Maiden
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 0,00

Among the fathers of metal, they've now reduced themselves to mere exercises in style... but throughout the '80s they didn't miss a beat. more
Black Flag
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Black Flag | DeRank™: 0,00

"$35 and a six pack to my name six pack!" more