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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Slayer | DeRank™: 0,95

Certo! Inviami il testo che desideri tradurre e provvederò a tradurlo in inglese. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

ABBA | DeRank™: 0,00

Classy arrangements and melodies.
Ladies and gentlemen, POP as it should be. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Dream Theater | DeRank™: 0,00

Too mistreated by those who follow stupid clichés and don't even listen to them seriously. First albums (second and third) rated 5 or nearly so, the last three or four rated 1. We've lost them, devoured by their own tackiness. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Savatage | DeRank™: 1,41

Without a doubt, the most underrated group in the history of metal. Immense, classic, with a heart as big as this. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Coldplay | DeRank™: 0,00

Gruppone, if only all commercial music were like this. An amazing second album, the other 3 are still great... let's hope they don't get lost too much. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Al Pacino | DeRank™: 0,00

"fuck you Gaspar Gomez!! And fuck the Diaz brothers along with him! Everyone can fuck off!!!" more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Muse | DeRank™: 0,00

Overrated to an almost unbearable degree, with a singer who is a good musician but has an annoying voice. 2.5 only because in the crap of today’s commercial music there is also (and above all, alas) worse. more

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GatesOfDelirium

22 jul 10

Queen | DeRank™: 0,00

An eclectic and phenomenal singer, a great songwriter, and also a great frontman.
A technically mediocre guitarist, but great.
A drummer anything but ordinary, also an excellent singer.
A bassist simple yet classy.
The band that perhaps has written the most beautiful songs.
And then the first true love is never forgotten. 5 for life. more

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j&r

22 jul 10

Gustav Mahler | DeRank™: 0,00

majestic, gigantic, epoch-making...really! more

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piendepei

21 jul 10

Terminator | DeRank™: 0,00

"What’s wrong with your eyes?" more

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Rocky Marciano

21 jul 10

Emerson, Lake & Palmer | DeRank™: 0,30

majestic, gigantic, epochal wankers. more

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Nicto

21 jul 10

Blackmore's Night | DeRank™: 1,93

"One hair of a f... pulls more than a cart of oxen," huh Ritchie? more

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teenagelobotomy

21 jul 10

Adrian Smith | DeRank™: 0,18

If it's true that Harris is the soul of the Maiden, without him they have totally gone adrift with and without Dickinson. Adrian is the best musician and composer of the band, also to be discovered with the A.S.A.P. project, a great album of melodic hard rock. more

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cappio al pollo

21 jul 10

Jeff Beck | DeRank™: 3,00

Come on, the comparison with Hendrix doesn't hold up. Just as it makes no sense to say that Beck is heartless (just think of "Where Were You," or the more canonical solo of "People Get Ready"). In any case, he is an undisputed master in the use of the whammy bar. more