Mike76
Mike76

Shakira | DeRank™: 0,00

With that little voice of hers, she might as well have pursued a career as a Postal Market model. With her Vaca-Vaca, she even made me long for Nannini’s "Notti Magiche." more
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cappio al pollo
cappio al pollo

Unmade Bed | DeRank™: 0,00

Italians. But do try them out, because they don't seem that way at all. more
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cappio al pollo
cappio al pollo

Kate Bush | DeRank™: 0,00

Heh, heh. more
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ILM_igliore
ILM_igliore

Eluvium | DeRank™: 0,00

See also Matthew Robert Cooper - Miniatures more
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cappio al pollo
cappio al pollo

Neutral Milk Hotel | DeRank™: 0,00

We will not forget you. more
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cappio al pollo
cappio al pollo

Beat Happening | DeRank™: 0,00

Seminal. more
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Emerson
Emerson

Rutger Hauer | DeRank™: 3,23

"I have seen... things that you humans could not imagine...". He was the first to see Chuck Norris. more
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scaruffoditurno
scaruffoditurno

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: -0,15

If Bruce Banner loses control, he turns into the incredible Hulk. If the incredible Hulk loses control, he turns into Chuck Norris. If God said we are all brothers, it's because Chuck Norris is an only child; The Titanic sank because Chuck Norris took it head-on while swimming upstream. more
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Emerson
Emerson

Joe Pesci | DeRank™: 9,25

the main attraction of Chuck Norris's aquarium more
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Jack Of Fables
Jack Of Fables

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Amateur: Mrs. Ganush, the Ginosaji, and any of the Alestorm can give them to you whenever they want. more
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holdsworth
holdsworth

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

When Chuck Norris pots all 15 balls in one shot, it's checkmate! more
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Mirror's_Chest
Mirror's_Chest

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 4,82

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. more
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fuggitivo
fuggitivo

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: -0,94

Do not take the name of the Most High in vain. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Simon & Garfunkel | DeRank™: -2,48

Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that more
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gnagnera
gnagnera

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,98

Yes, yes, spinning football, etc., but he only told him that he has never met Maurizio Merli. more
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Alfredo
Alfredo

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 16,89

Jimi Hendrix played the guitar with his teeth. Chuck Norris also plays the guitar with his teeth...of Jimi Hendrix! The rearview mirrors on Chuck's pickup not only reflect but also draw conclusions. more
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algol
algol

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 4,96

When Chuck Norris swears, he insults a subordinate. more
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Alfredo
Alfredo

Madonna | DeRank™: 0,96

Some things from the '80s are listenable and even fun, but considering everything and its black belt attitude of ambition, I can't give it more than a 1. Probably the largest gap in history between records sold (I think 300 million, roughly?) and actual artistic quality. more
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jack daniel's
jack daniel's

Madonna | DeRank™: 0,00

He could sell a kilo of shit at the price of gold. 1 for his music. 5 for the businessman. I’m averaging it out. Alfrè, vote for whoever the hell you want, right? more
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