The controversial definitions

Felo

22 jan 11

Aldo, Giovanni & Giacomo, Massimo Venier | DeRank™: 3,00

More than laughing, when I watch their films I focus on the technical ability and the framing and editing solutions... I can't help but say, forget about Vanzina. more

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danno

22 jan 11

Scarlett Johansson | DeRank™: 4,50

unspeakable sorca more

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babymurdoc

22 jan 11

Carmelo Bene | DeRank™: 0,43

This man was mad. "Like the phallus!" more

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Felo

22 jan 11

Pier Paolo Pasolini | DeRank™: -2,24

Faggot, pedophile, and even a communist... One of the most forward-thinking minds of the last century. more

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D.a.n.i

22 jan 11

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 0,00

Exquisite technique, little emotion. A shredder, in short. It’s not for me, but I still respect it because to reach those levels, they must have worked incredibly hard. more

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Frankie89

21 jan 11

Girl Talk | DeRank™: 0,00

The mashup marathoner more

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magnum p.i.

21 jan 11

Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 0,00

Legend has it that the doll monster Eddie, in the night of time, impregnated the inflatable doll Rosie from AC/DC. Their offspring have been called "Metal Kids" (translation: buzzurri, esaltati con le orecchie piene di cemento), a dangerous cult that gains new followers day by day, with the sole and ultimate aim of bending the world to the will of Metal. more

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Zed

21 jan 11

Moltheni | DeRank™: 0,00

Best singer-songwriter of the past decade? more

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magnum p.i.

21 jan 11

John Petrucci | DeRank™: 6,02

Go John, go. Go with your parabolic solos, your six-octave bends, your supersonic tapping, your super fluid legatos, your blazing scales, go John, go. Then you ask him to play the song of the sun on the beach and he panics. more

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magnum p.i.

21 jan 11

Deep Purple | DeRank™: 2,23

They have changed their lineup so many times that it's hard to find a musician who hasn't been part of Deep Purple, even just for a day. Some cases are actually suspicious, like that of Zucchero, who claims to have been the singer of Deep Purple Mark 12 Bis (with a receding hairline of 4) between December 1993 and January 1994. more

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magnum p.i.

21 jan 11

Ritchie Blackmore | DeRank™: -1,13

After changing about fifty singers between Deep Purple and Rainbow, he finally concluded that his ideal singer should be well-endowed and have a nice pair of tits. more