The controversial definitions

splinter

22 aug 11

Kate Moss | DeRank™: 0,00

One of the most grim examples for young girls seeking fitness; it's the fault of people like her if the poor girls ruin themselves because they can't achieve an ultra-thin body... but it's also their fault for chasing after these illusions; I don’t know what’s appealing about two ribs sticking out from the skin or arms that look like those of a corkscrew... more

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aries

22 aug 11

Andrea Bocelli | DeRank™: 6,70

"I'll cuooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Ok, but I'll drive. more

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aries

22 aug 11

Pete Doherty | DeRank™: 0,00

Stupid and damned. more

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Claypool

22 aug 11

Cult of Luna | DeRank™: 0,00

Magic Trip. more

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ilTrattoreRagno

22 aug 11

Korn | DeRank™: 0,30

5 wouldn’t be enough. My musical inspiration has always been. Don Pollo, the medallions can go to hell. more

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Don_Pollo

22 aug 11

Korn | DeRank™: 11,48

The first album is seminal and one of the best releases of the nineties, 5 just for that. The only ones who hate Korn entirely are the medallions who have heard from other medallions hierarchically higher up that Korn sucks and nu metal is trash. more

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ilTrattoreRagno

22 aug 11

Rammstein | DeRank™: 3,33

Rammstein a sea of flames Rammstein blood congeals on the asphalt Rammstein mothers scream Rammstein the sun shines more

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aries

22 aug 11

Kate Moss | DeRank™: 1,74

Ugly as hunger and unpleasant as shit. more

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Mirror's_Chest

22 aug 11

Amy Winehouse | DeRank™: 0,00

Phil Collins quits music: tragedy.
Amy Winehouse dies: I feel sorry for her, but who cares, there are people in the world dying of hunger. more

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Sehsucht

21 aug 11

Rammstein | DeRank™: -0,11

Some people find it hard to understand. Just because they sing in German, does that make them Nazi-Fascists?? And if we put it this way, shouldn’t Italian singers also be judged as fascists just because they sing in Italian? But that’s not the point; they are accused simply because they have managed to achieve something that others wouldn’t. more

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ghigno92

21 aug 11

Paris Hilton | DeRank™: 0,26

As the legendary user El minchia said: nothing. more

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ilTrattoreRagno

21 aug 11

Dio | DeRank™: 0,00

The last time he was at my house, he tried to seduce me, and since then I'm no longer a slut. He is. more

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GustavoTanz

21 aug 11

Fiamma Nirenstein | DeRank™: 0,00

Generally, I don't wish bad things upon anyone, but this servant of Power, ugly in every sense, just makes me want to kick her in the ass. more

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MorgueOfAbsinth

21 aug 11

Dio | DeRank™: -0,57

No excuses for God. Quick trial, quick hanging. Let’s say he should have been positioned between Rosenberg and Göring at Nuremberg and condemned to the same fate. But, as playing with bullshit amuses me only up to a point, I find it more right to believe that he does not exist. more

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MorgueOfAbsinth

21 aug 11

Kate Moss | DeRank™: 0,00

She’s not really a female. She’s probably not even human. She’s definitely quite ugly. It would be accurate to describe her as a dry syringe filled with heroin, topped with a cascade of straw to cover the needle. Every hour, dozens of much more attractive girls pass through any Italian piazza. MoA dixit. more

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jdv666

21 aug 11

Japan | DeRank™: 0,00

new-wave/art-pop with a touch of the East more

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jdv666

21 aug 11

Paris Hilton | DeRank™: 0,00

Wow, I found out that she even made an album... and on AllMusic, she got a solid 4.5/5. Apparently, I must have missed out on a great masterpiece! more