Michelle Hunziker
TheJargonKing
TheJargonKing

Michelle Hunziker | DeRank™: 3,72

Twenty years ago, she was a big advertising darling; now she’s a self-made woman, arrogant and unpleasant, talentless in every artistic expression. more
Michelle Hunziker
CoolOras
CoolOras

Michelle Hunziker | DeRank™: 0,00

Cute but at times irritating, and by the way, she is one of the worst actresses ever seen. more
Michelle Hunziker
March Horses
March Horses

Michelle Hunziker | DeRank™: 0,00

Say, a bit vulgar even though she’s definitely a beautiful babe. Then she’s better than a sulky imbecile like, for example, Gregoraci or other morons like that... more
Manu Chao
Valium
Valium

Manu Chao | DeRank™: 0,00

"To you who invite Manu Chao for Sunday lunch, this jerk shows up and doesn’t even say hi, and after he devours the first course, the second, and the desserts with cream, he starts rambling about world hunger, but why don’t you just go and smoke a joint!" more
Michelle Hunziker
splinter
splinter

Michelle Hunziker | DeRank™: 0,09

Damn, she's a bit annoying, and then when she started singing in the Tic Tac commercials, I just couldn’t stand her! more
Matt Murphy
RedLight
RedLight

Matt Murphy | DeRank™: 0,00

"Guitar" Murphy more
Gov't Mule
ILM_igliore
ILM_igliore

Gov't Mule | DeRank™: 0,00

they break more
Max Ernst
ghigno92
ghigno92

Max Ernst | DeRank™: 3,43

One of the greatest painters of the 20th century. more
Salvador Dalì
ghigno92
ghigno92

Salvador Dalì | DeRank™: 0,00

Wonderfully surreal... more
Manu Chao
MorgueOfAbsinth
MorgueOfAbsinth

Manu Chao | DeRank™: 6,74

When I listen to Manu Chao, I feel an intense desire to reinstate slavery for all non-white people, to destroy every kind of local culture with strategically placed bombs and replace everything with McDonald's, to make the leader of the Lefebvrian movement an absolute dictator, to set fire to all the hippies, to subjugate women, and to massacre gays, bloggers, and dissidents. Then I stop listening, and I realize it's all a load of crap. Except for the part about bloggers. They deserve death... more
Pink Floyd
March Horses
March Horses

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: -8,26

Barret era = 5... Post-Barret (up to "More") = 3... Dark Side Of The Moon/Wish You Were Here = 2... from there on = unclassified. Talk about a downward career. more
Dente
Andrea84ts
Andrea84ts

Dente | DeRank™: 0,00

Music of always excellent level, although sometimes a bit too much in the Battistian style, and equally good lyrics. more
Santana
Andrea84ts
Andrea84ts

Santana | DeRank™: -0,89

A couple of memorable albums (Abraxas, Santana), the rest comfortably forgettable. more
Children of Bodom
March Horses
March Horses

Children of Bodom | DeRank™: 2,17

Absolutely horrendous. Even live they disgusted me, but at the time I was very young and wouldn’t admit it, what a disappointment. PS: and I also find Gorgoroth disgusting, uncompromising death metal, etc... more
Pink Floyd
jdv666
jdv666

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: 0,00

@macaco: those are the Beatles ;) Anyway, they are a great band but somewhat overrated, mainly by those who are still at the dawn of their musical exploration; however, surely no one like them has managed to reach such a large audience while making "experimental" music. more
Depeche Mode
federicolaurent
federicolaurent

Depeche Mode | DeRank™: 0,30

Very alternative and very good! more
Fear Factory
Rorix
Rorix

Fear Factory | DeRank™: 0,76

Evolved metal more
Santana
ILM_igliore
ILM_igliore

Santana | DeRank™: -0,02

He doesn't measure up to Hendrix, Page, Gilmour, Fripp, Clapton, Iommi, Blackmore, Holdsworth, Metheny in terms of technique and compositional genius... but he's still a good guitarist. more
Children of Bodom
Architetto1985
Architetto1985

Children of Bodom | DeRank™: -3,41

Absolutely fantastic. Of course, the previous definitions must have been given by the usual metal extremists who think that if you play Death or Black, you must fit into their precise parameters, otherwise you’re garbage. Well then, I prefer this 'garbage' over the tough and raw Gorgoroth or other ball-busting Satanists with their faces painted like crap. Always labeling music into genres, subgenres, and various nonsense.. Please.. more
Orango
Valium
Valium

Orango | DeRank™: 0,00

Someone who always dances the tango... punchline!!! more