Hetzer
Hetzer

Club Dogo | DeRank™: 1,60

Shit splattered on the mud, cultural abortion, Italian shame, total, unconditional, and well-deserved contempt for them and for the assholes who listen to them. more
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BARRACUDA BLUE
BARRACUDA BLUE

Neu! — Neu! 75 | DeRank™: 0,00

Blending Rother's Soft-Ambient with Dinger's Proto-Punk is the turning point that sets this mega-epitaph apart from its predecessors, making it accessible to those who would truly smear Punk a couple of years later, but also to those who, pushing further, would sprinkle it with the icy electronics of the '80s. more
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hackerhacked
But then, if it was with three Z's, how many stars did you give it? more
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Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Marilyn Monroe | DeRank™: 1,15

Marilyn Monroe & Albert Einstein. Marilyn: "What if we had a child...? Then it would have my body and your brain!". Einstein: "What if it were born with my body and your brain...?". more
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Karter4
Karter4

Led Zeppelin — Mothership | DeRank™: 0,00

I'm too lazy to buy an entire album of theirs. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Ozzy Osbourne — Blizzard Of Ozz | DeRank™: 0,00

Let’s clarify, I bought it only for Randy. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Queen — A Night At The Opera | DeRank™: 0,00

I haven't listened to this in a while either, but it still retains its untouched aura of magic that struck me back then. more
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Karter4
When I was a kid, I liked it a lot, today a little less. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Megadeth — Rust In Peace | DeRank™: -0,36

On par with Kill Em All more
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Karter4
The best gift for an 18th birthday ever more
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Karter4
Karter4

Alice In Chains — Dirt | DeRank™: 0,00

Between a dose of heroin and listening to this record, there's no difference; one is as good as the other. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Rush — Moving Pictures | DeRank™: 0,00

A masterpiece of hard progressive, completely made in Canada. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Living Colour — Vivid | DeRank™: 0,00

At first, I thought there were only Jimi Hendrix and Phil Lynott, the only black musicians doing rock, then I discovered that there was even an entire band. more
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Karter4
Karter4

Deep purple — In Rock | DeRank™: 0,00

The best of the discography more
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Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 0,00

a horse circus, nothing more. always noting that the horses are much more spectacular. nonetheless, despite my disdain for his genre, his musical philosophy and lifestyle, and his passion for the Maranello speedsters, he has created something redeemable (see "Black Star" on the first album - expressiveness not entirely subservient to technique). as far as I'm concerned, it’s listenable - with a relative pain in the ass - until "Trilogy." then, nothing. more
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TheJargonKing
TheJargonKing

Rizzo | DeRank™: 0,00

but who, Jessica? more
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Il castigatore
Il castigatore

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 0,00

A narcissist of the guitar who, slathering pre-packaged patterns at 200 bpm all over himself, has managed to win over an audience of clueless kids who can’t tell music from a horse race. Unfortunately, the obsession with this shredding guitar nonsense continues with other idiots so fast they make Malmsteen look like an old man with arthritis (his belly is no joke, either). Now, this phenomenon is like a parallel dimension to music that has nothing to do with music at all. more
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omahaceleb
omahaceleb

Johnny Thunders | DeRank™: 0,00

And everybody tells me Johnny is hot, Johnny needs something that he ain't got more
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masturbatio
masturbatio

Nirvana | DeRank™: 3,00

the reason I became passionate about music more
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