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Silverchair82

12 sep 12

Carcass | DeRank™: -1,31

When belches and reins are mistaken for music. more

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Emerson

12 sep 12

Percy Jones | DeRank™: 3,00

Welsh pride more

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Emerson

12 sep 12

Brand X | DeRank™: 3,00

the true nuclear fusion more

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Silverchair82

12 sep 12

The Berzerker | DeRank™: 0,08

Noisy, annoying, awful. Anyone who calls it music is an idiot, and anyone who listens to it has serious mental issues. Unintelligible singing, even worse music, dismembered bodies and corpses. To be banned: an outrage to decency. more

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Silverchair82

12 sep 12

Morbid Angel | DeRank™: -1,83

When belches, farts, and double bass drums are considered "music." Despicable. more

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Silverchair82

12 sep 12

All Saints | DeRank™: 0,00

Three English blowjobs + one little black girl. more

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TSTW

12 sep 12

Black Veil Brides | DeRank™: 0,01

Instructions to become a parody of yourself. more

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Giuseppinho

12 sep 12

Niccolò Ammaniti | DeRank™: 0,00

The best seems exaggerated to me, but there isn't a single one of his books that hasn't captivated me. more

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Seth-up

12 sep 12

Burzum | DeRank™: 0,00

Surely a very nice penguin (those who want to understand, understand). more

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Mr. Money87

12 sep 12

Cat Stevens — Tea For The Tillerman | DeRank™: 0,00

The Record of my Childhood. Father and Son is still my favorite song.

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Lao Tze

11 sep 12

The Sisters of Mercy | DeRank™: 0,13

Darker than The Cure and Bauhaus combined: Cohen from "Songs From a Room" filtered through Bowie's "Heroes" and Lou Reed's "Berlin." Black, black, black. And more black. more

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Lao Tze

11 sep 12

Spacemen 3 | DeRank™: 0,96

The perfect prescription. more

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Lao Tze

11 sep 12

Spooky Tooth | DeRank™: 0,00

The first two albums are essential, and you know what I’m gonna tell you? I’m telling you that "Ceremony" is even superior to the Mass of the beloved Electric Prunes. Take that. more

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elv

11 sep 12

Epica | DeRank™: 3,00

Sing to me, O Muse, of the wrath of Achilles,
that brought countless sorrows
upon the Achaeans, many valiant souls
it sent hurrying to Hades before their time,
and left them a ghastly feast
for dogs and birds. more

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Hell

11 sep 12

Epica | DeRank™: 0,01

I have to quote the definition above. If it weren't for that dead cat Simons, nobody would care. As for the rest, the usual nauseating mega-minestrone of sympho-metal made by Nuclear Plast(ic), seasoned with pompous choirs, misplaced growls, pseudo-heavy riffs, songs lasting fourteen minutes that try to be complex, and assorted kitsch. The guitarist is a full of himself. Better to cover the fanbase with a pitying funeral shroud. Nauseating. more