Yes, you’ve learned to play, but accept it: even if you lived 10 lives, you would never be able to play like Dave Weckl, not even if in that last life Christ himself came down to put the sticks in your hands. You can play, yes, but you’ll always be a demo machine from a drum school, a horse circus good for provoking orgasms in 14-year-olds in a phase of pseudo-prog fundamentalism, a full-of-it jerk with no taste, just like your ex-band, the Malmsteen of drums. But fuck you.
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