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Dream Theater | DeRank™: 16,79

Strippers with limited endowments performing theatrically, original name California Dream Theater. more
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Ulver — Nattens Madrigal | DeRank™: 3,36

Forget about the Order of the Werewolf and other satanic nonsense! The true lycanthropy lies right here, in a simple black lo-fi metal record! more
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Screeching Weasel | DeRank™: 0,00

Good group. more
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Kino

Alexander "Skip" Spence | DeRank™: 1,08

"Oar" is unmissable. more
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Dream Theater | DeRank™: 10,91

The rustproof mascots of Debasio. more
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Bob Dylan | DeRank™: 0,50

Fuck the detractors, from 1963 to 1966 he produced an impressive sequence of masterpieces (also of incalculable influence, by the way), a sequence that for me peaks with "Highway 61 Revisited." Then, after "Blonde on Blonde," begins the rollercoaster phase of his career. He still gifted us with two more masterpieces ("Blood on the Tracks" and "Desire") anyway, and they are not the only other great albums post-'60s ("Time Out of Mind" is from '97). more
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Claudio Baglioni | DeRank™: 0,36

"Beyond" is the only decent album in I don't know how many decades of career. Nice achievement. more
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Deep Purple | DeRank™: 0,18

In Rock is an absolute masterpiece, one of the peaks of Hard Rock. Then, in the studio because MIJ is an amazing live album, they never repeated those heights, although almost all the albums up to 1975 are good/very good. I also appreciate the albums from '68-'69. After that, they could have broken up. For good. more
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Robin Williams | DeRank™: 0,00

"The Legend of the Fisher King." more
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Sir Anthony Hopkins | DeRank™: 1,05

"The Elephant Man" "The Silence of the Lambs" "What Remains of the Day". more
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Ozzy Osbourne | DeRank™: -0,33

A shit singer like few others, no one could have been better than him as the vocalist on the first 5 Sabbaths. He held out as long as Butler's inspiration and good Tony's lasted, then he became useless. As a solo artist, he revealed all his flaws. For a long time a clown far from amusing. But his voice on those 5 albums... more
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Roger Waters | DeRank™: 1,19

"A Saucerful of Secrets." Do you remember when you composed a significant portion of such a masterpiece? Fuck his paranoia, his goddamn wall, and The Final Cut, long live cosmic journeys. more
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Rino Gaetano | DeRank™: 1,27

4 very pleasant discs. more
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Johnny Depp | DeRank™: 0,00

Great actor, sometimes a superb one (Dead Man) until, who knows, until 2002. Too bad he then forgot it. Now a terrible living cartoon. more
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The Who | DeRank™: 4,07

Damn, how much I adore them. more
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Tom Hanks | DeRank™: 2,06

Two or three really great performances and then a lot of mediocrity. more
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Matt Groening | DeRank™: 0,00

The first 10 seasons of The Simpsons and the first 4 of Futurama = 5 forever. Even though the corpse of Homer Simpson has been rotting for 10 years and even though Futurama ended (thankfully with a great episode) after its seventh season, following a considerable drop in quality. more
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The Simpsons | DeRank™: 0,00

Unreachable until season 10 (for me, included). Simply perfect from 1989 to 1999, ten years that guarantee them a 5 for life and a spot on the podium of my favorite series. Good/decent/watchable still until 2001-2002 (seasons 12-13). It’s just a shame that they’ve been wallowing in crap and ridicule for 10 years now. But the conversation with them is a bit like the one with De Niro. There’s so much quality stuff before the fall... more
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Metallica | DeRank™: 0,00

The first three albums are milestones of a genre that is not my cup of tea. Then, as far as I'm concerned, they've been making crap for 25 years. At least 15 in pure ridiculousness. By now, they are among the site's most beloved mascots, and every new review or news about them is met with joy, filled with jokes, recipes, ribbing, and splendid biographies copy-pasted from Wikipedia. more
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Homer | DeRank™: 0,00

A yellow and stupid guy who seems to have written a couple of epic poems, just by chance. D'Oh. more
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