The Beach Boys
Sigma
Sigma

The Beach Boys | DeRank™: 0,00

True artists. They transmit good vibes. more
Dire Straits -Making Movies
De...Marga...
De...Marga...

Dire Straits — Making Movies | DeRank™: 7,04

When I have to choose my quintessential Rock album, I have absolutely no doubt; the third work by Dire Straits has all those worthy characteristics to lend substance to my reasoning. Seven songs for 38 minutes and 30 seconds: it starts with "Tunnel of Love" and ends with "Les Boys", passing through "Romeo and Juliet", "Skateaway", "Expresso Love", "Hand in Hand", and "Solid Rock". Sublime, fascinating, wonderful... more
Radiohead
Sigma
Sigma

Radiohead | DeRank™: -5,25

Ok Computer would be today's Dark Side of the Moon? FUCK OFF. Filthy like a bag of piss. Really. more
Sigur Rós
Sigma
Sigma

Sigur Rós | DeRank™: -0,08

Can you explain to me what they are like? I’ve never been able to listen to them for more than 30 seconds. more
Jethro Tull
Sigma
Sigma

Jethro Tull | DeRank™: -0,18

They are definitely better than Led Zeppelin. more
Nirvana
Sigma
Sigma

Nirvana | DeRank™: -12,17

Classic band with a taste of urine. Their work cannot be categorized as "music," not even as "shit." It's pitifully "piss." more
Arctic Monkeys
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Sigma

Arctic Monkeys | DeRank™: 0,00

Where has humility gone? more
AC/DC
Sigma
Sigma

AC/DC | DeRank™: 0,00

Tamarri. Angus limps during the solos, too emotional. 5 stars because they still take a lot of people off the Gigi D'Alessio/Moreno/Vasco Brondi/Lady Gaga path. more
Queen
Sigma
Sigma

Queen | DeRank™: 2,06

Impeccable arrangements as demonstrated by "Mustapha", deep lyrics with continuous references to Neoplatonic philosophy, see "All we hear is Radio ga-ga
Radio goo-goo
Radio ga-ga
All we hear is Radio ga-ga
Radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you". Great band... of shit. Mind you, I said band. more
Led Zeppelin
Sigma
Sigma

Led Zeppelin | DeRank™: -0,38

A dumb guitarist, a bassist that nobody cares about, an anorexic singer, and a crazy guy behind the drums. The prototype of the perfect band with a taste of urine and Satan. Too bad they've actually written a few songs... more
Metallica -St.Anger
Orla
Orla

Metallica — St.Anger | DeRank™: 0,00

In 2003, Metallica was going through a tough time, and it had been too long since we heard a good album from them. Thus, St. Anger was released, their worst work. After three uninspired yet decent tracks, the rest of the platter is of absolute emptiness, and everything feels even more boring due to the absence of any solos and even less enjoyable because of a recording quality that is at times unacceptable. more
Megadeth -Youthanasia
Orla
Orla

Megadeth — Youthanasia | DeRank™: 0,00

With Youthanasia, Megadeth demonstrate their ability to produce excellent albums without recycling the formula that brought them success. The Thrash foundation is complemented by influences that even approach Hard Rock and classic Heavy Metal, but the result is much more commendable compared to Countdown to Extinction, thanks to more varied and inspired sections. more
Megadeth -Rust In Peace
Orla
Orla

Megadeth — Rust In Peace | DeRank™: 1,65

Rust in Peace is the only true masterpiece by Megadeth. An incredibly technical album with exceptional songwriting, filled with never-banal virtuosities (excellent performance by all band members, by the way) accompanied by constantly aggressive rhythms, just as the band had already accustomed us to in previous works. It can be said that Dave has finally managed to reach the level that the much-envied Metallica had achieved with the famous Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets. more
Nuclear Assault -Game Over
Orla
Orla

Nuclear Assault — Game Over | DeRank™: 0,00

A scratching and hammering disc, even if inferior to Handle With Care and Survive. The debut album by Nuclear Assault boasts a distinctly recognizable sound, where hardcore punk influences are more pronounced compared to what will happen in later works. Hang the Pope! more
Nuclear Assault -Handle With Care
Orla
Orla

Nuclear Assault — Handle With Care | DeRank™: 0,00

Together with Game Over and Survive, it forms a triad that perfectly represents the wild thrashers' way of being, managing, despite this, to remain varied and not repetitive for the listener. 35 minutes in which Nuclear Assault shift from grindcore to funky, traversing simple tracks and more complex ones, always maintaining a very high quality throughout the platter. more
Fair to Midland -Arrows & Anchors
Orla
Orla

Fair to Midland — Arrows & Anchors | DeRank™: 0,00

Arrows & Anchors is a thoroughly complete and decidedly memorable album, not at all repetitive, easy on the ears but difficult to grasp. At the first listen, it manages to leave the listener both bewildered and transported to another universe, as only Fair to Midland can. Listen to it without any prejudice, because it’s a true gem that can stand toe-to-toe with their previous masterpiece (though it may remain slightly inferior). more
Sia
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federico"benny"

Sia | DeRank™: 0,00

Great voice and some remarkable tracks ("Breathe Me," "Kill and Run," "Soon We'll Be Found," "Academia" to name a few); it's a shame she's mainly known to the general public for having sung the crap of David Guetta. more
Aerosmith
Lago Gregorio
Lago Gregorio

Aerosmith | DeRank™: 0,05

Sweet Emotion has always made me come in my boxers. more
Genesis
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iosonoprog

Genesis | DeRank™: 0,00

The Genesis have revolutionized rock music. They are simply geniuses capable of composing divine music! more
Le luci della centrale elettrica
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Sigma

Le luci della centrale elettrica | DeRank™: 0,00

Useless. Poor. Pseudo-intellectual. Better a urine IV. more