Reviewer in question: jigoro (jig for friends)
Real name: Carlo (Charlie, Carlone, Carlotto for friends)
Residence area: Veneto, province of Vicenza
Age: 16
Height: m 1.88
Weight: kg 89
Face: big, with a nice pair of panoramic glasses
Hair: dark blond, wavy, long, unkempt and smelly
Other possible hair: little mustache, then mind your own business! ;-)
Belly: always ample
Personality: mild (?!), kind (?!), funny (?!), but when he gets angry he becomes a beast, loves scaring girls and shitty trannies
Instrument played: electric bass (strictly WITHOUT pick and with three calloused fingers) from the Time of Nights
Favorite genre: Death-Thrash-Classic Metal/Blues/Hard Rock/Jazz Fusion/Progressive of the '70s
Favorite bands: there's a reviewer sheet for something, anyway Hard Rock, Classic Metal, Heavy Metal (which is basically the same), Thrash Metal and especially Brutal/Death Metal.
Favorite readings: loves Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft, then appreciates E. Hemingway very much (especially "For Whom The Bell Tolls-ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa....), I also read other stuff but I don't think you care
Favorite foods: everything except meringues (I vomited them at a party during a devastating indigestion)
Favorite drinks: Alcoholic - Beer (but watch out for the hangover)
Hard alcohol: Bwah
Non-alcoholic: water, tea
Most influential artists: Chuck Schuldiner, Chris Richards, Steve Digiorgio, Sean Malone, Tony Choy, Chris Reifert, Geezer Butler, Charlie Benante, Alex Webster, Paul Mazurkiewicz, Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Sean Reinert, Paul Masvidal, Eric and Brian Hoffman, Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris, Dave Murray, JACO PASTORIUS, Rob Halford, Scott Travis, KK Downing, Glen Tipton, Phil Fasciana, Bret Hoffman, Dave Mustaine, Fredrik Thordendal, Cliff Burton, James Hetfield, James Murphy, John Tardy, Phil Anselmo, Vincent Abbott, Patrick Mameli, Jeroen Thesseling, Max Cavalera, Igor Cavalera, Andreas Kisser, Dave Lombardo, Tom Araya, Kerry King, Jeff Hanneman, Frank Mullen, Chuck Billy, Alex Skolnick
Seventeen and incorrigible, the reviewer jigoro (actually named Carlo) comes from the quiet Venetian province of Vicenza, where he lives without too many problems.
His main activities are reading, studying, playing bass (his favorite instrument from the Time of Nights), eating, drinking, and reviewing records on DeBaser (which he discovered while searching online for news about Slayer).
A large part of his life is occupied by the terrible stereo resting next to his bed, which Carlo tortures terribly by inserting albums mainly of Heavy Metal (but also Jazz, Fusion...).
One day, the reviewer, wandering through the square of his city at the tender age of six, looking for something interesting, saw in the record store a cute cassette with a curious monster spewing drool from its mouth and labeled: "Iron Maiden: The Harder They Come". Interested, he bought it for the modest price of 6,500 old lire and, upon arriving home, listened to it until fainting (eeeddai exaggerating!!!).
Since that day, the boy developed an ever-growing passion for Metal, gradually evolving until, at the age of 13, he discovered a band that would (musically) change his life: the Death, from whom he bought the first CD, "Symbolic," attracted as usual by the cover.