GustavoStrunz Banned

Me and my brother Tanz (red shirt), in a wild dance.

I am Strunz, brother of Tanz, son of MarGus, grandson of Giamburrasca, aka Alvaro Vitali.

Here are some pearls of wisdom from my brother:

• As a heterosexual, rather than conforming to a certain type of crowd, I prefer to stay outside of certain "oppositions" and defend those who, in my opinion, do good for a particular gender identity. And the Eva I described, for me, only brought good into the trans world, good understood by some but misunderstood by others (I mean, even if some claim to be Eva's friends, they sometimes show the opposite, in their attitude, but that's just my opinion). (this one is still to be deciphered)
• lacking what Kant called I THINK (and mind you, I say thinking even when it comes to playing) (extraordinary interpretation of the "Critique of Pure Reason")
• Anyway, I already went to Lourdes this year, and you didn't know! ("gne gne gne". But you found it closed, right?)
• Easy: you told me "take up horse racing, like a horse!". And I asked you "and how do I become a horse to take up horse racing?". If you had only told me "take up horse racing" I wouldn't have said anything... (yes yes, you found it closed)
  
• For me...the Battleship Potemkin...is NOT a load of crap. Maybe one day even I'll consider it a load of crap as Fantozzi did in the past, but right now it doesn't seem the time to throw it away! (deep critical opinion on "Bronenosec Potemkin")
• Note: the introduction is represented by the moment when the apes find that bone that can be used as a weapon. (about the introduction of "2001: A Space Odyssey")
• there are those things that, at first sight, seem really, really beautiful to me. This is one of them. And its length does not diminish the quality of the work (about the excessive length of "Bronenosec Potemkin": a full 75 minutes)
• I know this one but I can't give a judgement right now... so I won't vote. (about "Grandi Magazzini")
• no offense, but it seems to me the band with the funniest name ever. Obviously, I'll never listen to them. My kind of death metal is something else. (about Vomitory)
• I know Black, in fact I care about you, even though we rarely disagree (Trappattoni can't hold a candle to you).
• I wanted to point out that I didn't remember already starting another review with "Premetto che..." but since I didn't know how to start this review... I was out of ideas. (you deserve a 1 just for this. What am I saying, you deserve two 1s)
  
• the blasphemies made me laugh only once (thanks to Mosconi), for the rest I don't like them. I'm Christian but I don't like the Church's mistakes.
• In the first part, I explained that I LISTENED to the CD before reviewing it. (good you pointed it out)
• My "nice" refers to the writing style, just to be clear, BECAUSE I DO NOT AGREE AT ALL WITH WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT JESUS, MOSES AND MAGDALENE. (Does Saint Joseph disgust you?)
  
• about Marilyn Manson: I admit that years ago I used to hate him thinking he was a real Satanist, but I was a loser who hadn't grown up yet. (well done, a lot of water under the bridge since then)
• I'm really sorry for the current state of Laura Antonelli, but this movie was a gem that made her one of the sexiest women of that time, and even today I'm still happy to see her from back then... even though the movie is not a masterpiece. Ah, the good old days... (I wonder about those dark circles, we've all been there)
  
• Rettore has always appealed to me, sometimes more, sometimes less. Today my mother trashed her, calling her rubbish. (I know the feeling)
• And what would be the banality of Italian rock? Let's hear it... (no comment)
• Reading certain things makes me feel like I'm arguing with my mother again, who insisted that Tiziano Ferro does rock and that Paolo Meneguzzi is good. (so that's where you got it from)
  
• Britney = quality in dribs and drabs. (Gustavo = shameless nonsense)
• What proof is there that I'm a CIELLINO? (Not that I even know what that means) (If you don't know what it means how do you know you're not one?)
• I'm not homosexual nor, for that matter, Finnish. Where does that leave us? (on all fours)
  
• Thank goodness I managed to get it today. (so, how was it?)
  
• Guys, are you sure that the one who posted as Giovanni Lindo Ferretti is the real one? (yeah it was really him, trust me)
  
• p.s. I'm Catholic, and not a fascist, nor a communist, and I also detest Nazism. (look, if you're a Juventus fan you're still going to hell)
• As a fan of Marlene I have a question: what would you say to people who claim that Marlene's lyrics are just "blood, pain, experiences and sperm"? Honestly, I wouldn't know what to answer (good question, I actually hope no one ever asks me)
• I'm not an expert on TV dramas, but Elisa di Rivombrosa isn't that bad after all... though sometimes it's boring (you're a legend)
  
• I'll never forget when Staffelli was beaten up...SHAMEFUL! (it was bad for everyone)
  
• Look Contemplazione, just because the butts we like aren't to your taste doesn't mean we're ignorant. (not ignorant, probably just buttworshippers maybe so)
  
• I can't see anything serious in gay pride events, because logically speaking there should also be a straight pride... (makes sense)
• I defend genuinely respectable homosexual and transsexual people, not certain hypocrites you unfortunately see around who give these groups a bad image. (thanks for existing)
• Anyway if in the latest video Ola looks exactly like Luxuria, I see a big difference between the two: Luxuria is arrogant and rude, Ola isn't.
  
• Well, honestly I drool equally over both Freddi and Colombari, and I even made a rhyme. (well done)
  
• Better Carfagna than Calderoli. And just to be clear, "IN EVERY WAY" is implied. (admit it...)
• Let's avoid nonsense like "I feel like beating up the Pope", thanks... (you're welcome)
  
• The only unforgivable flaw is the presence of a blasphemy in "1.9.9.6.", but this time it doesn't change the fact that for me the rating is still 5 out of 5. A different story from the Gogol Bordello, who with "Santa Marinella" had not one but several blasphemies!
• with this album, he produced a gem that will probably remain unknown to me. (yep)
  
• Splinter, the fall of the Berlin Wall is more important, IN GENERAL, than the release of this CD, which I still consider one of Dream Theater's best works. (now I'm left wondering)
• I don't know whether to say "I SUGARFREE" or "GLI SUGARFREE". (honestly tough)
• my saying has always been "live and let live" [...] you'll be facing the postal police, since I've just reported you. [...] I sent this whole discussion to my father. He'll decide what to do, and he certainly won't sit idly by. (but wasn't your motto live and let live?)
• Get yourself "Bye Bye Patty", it's awesome. (ok, I'll rush out and buy it!!!)