Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead

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Contains songs of death, dying, and the dead.
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I'm dying from my own disease
I'm a villian, I'm a murderer and the victim is me
I've got a date with fate and I just can't wait
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A bullet in your head is how I want it Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment You're a waste of air and a waste of space I want sharp objects to fly into your face I hate you now more than I ever did I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again I want a car to run over your head Put it in reverse and do it again And I would be a liar if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you It would be really great if you drowned in a lake Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake 'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate And you're the reason that murder should be legalized If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five Just in case I forgot to say -- I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way And I would be a liar if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you
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I hear the devil and he's calling me
In the house by the cemetery
Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round
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I've made a fist but I cannot knock upon that door
'Cause once I walk through it I won't be coming back no more
It's strange how everything can change oh, so very fast
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This Halloween I think that we should be together
Just for old time's sake
I wanna hear you scream just like
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My room came alive, my dog just died, stacked 13 pennies in his eyes
I stared at the wall, it stared back at me
Started to breath and then it started to bleed
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I knew that life wouldn't be the same after that fateful day
Dreams were crushed and who's to blame for all my hurt and pain
Can someone tell me why, why did all of my heroes die?
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