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Rating: Note: this is a really (no, really) crappy album, but perhaps it fits at metal parties.
Those from times gone by/
who passionately cared for/
pop-dance electro-minds!/
With the joy of seeing/
the shame already rising/
happy-metal finds relief!/
Now the deathster is already pissed off/
at hearing "Money Money":/
that money he despises!/
While someone already enjoys,/
but this attempt is pretentious/
it makes no sense, has no purpose./
Scandalous indeed was the track/
"Voulez-Vouz" that I listened to/
"S.O.S.": a merciful veil!/
But the album is carefree/
and it makes sense that it exists:/
...to exalt precariousness!/
I do say, with ardor,/
that those metal groups/
bearers of metal/
could certainly make an album/
of original material!/
No! We go and masturbate!/
From the night of all time/
such balls existed/
now they even dress in leather!/
when Aqua made melody/
with no purpose whatsoever/
except to "fill the space"!/
Such work was a blow/
in the veins of the metallore:/
this album, an arcane mystery./
It was better when there was/
only the Slayer supporting/
"Death to the non-metal"!/
Comments will be harsh,/
I already know, but it doesn't matter:/
"unwittingly demented"!/
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