He, like a captain of a ship that DOES NOT sink, stands firm on the prow.

 I prefer a poorly recorded album like Metallic KO to the trashy glitz passed off as masterpieces.

Metallic K.O. captures one of the most legendary and chaotic live performances by Iggy & the Stooges. The album showcases raw punk energy, with Iggy’s fearless stage antics amidst a hostile crowd. Despite rough recording quality, the electric performances of the Asheton brothers and Scott Thurston shine through. It stands as a powerful testament to punk's primal spirit and the band’s enduring influence. This final Stooges concert before their breakup remains a cornerstone of live rock history. Dive into the raw essence of punk! Listen to Metallic K.O. and experience rock history's fiercest live show.

 "Here, then, is a crazy album, synonymous with refined intelligence, Parco of nonsense, in fact, and Regio of soul."

 "More and more charismatic leader. And this album of his perhaps should have been titled 'Captain Findus doesn’t say shit to anyone anymore.' But you can’t have everything in life. Only white and good cod."

The review celebrates Trombe di Falloppio's 2003 album 'Togliti il tappo (Guate la nata)' as a clever, energetic fusion of hard rock and punk. It highlights the quirky band members, their humorous and witty lyrics, and musical influences from Black Sabbath, Ramones, and AC/DC. The album is praised for its bold style and unique Italian rock identity, marking it as a standout work in their discography. The reviewer encourages listening and appreciating the album's passionate, sometimes chaotic charm. Dive into Trombe di Falloppio’s wild hard rock punk fusion—listen to 'Togliti il tappo' and experience Italy’s boldest underground sound!

 Here it’s pure enjoyment, boundless joviality, unrestrained exaltation of sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll in its most alluring and captivating form.

 If you are exhausted and pissed off, they save your life… at least for half an hour they are the perfect antidote to forget.

This review celebrates Nashville Pussy's debut album as a wild and raw offering that blends punk, hard rock, and glam influences. It's praised for its bold, energetic attitude and unrestrained expression of rock ’n’ roll lifestyle. The album serves as an antidote to the reviewer’s daily frustrations, delivering enjoyment and rebellious spirit. The author highlights preference for the debut’s punk edge compared to later blues influences. Listen to Nashville Pussy's debut and experience raw, unapologetic rock ’n’ roll energy today!

 Here is the album of dreams. Indeed, let no one wake up.

 Falloppio gives free rein to his solar lamp genie and illuminates us with D’Avena’s house shelves.

This review praises the album where Falloppio, Cristina D'Avena, and Flavio reinterpret beloved songs in a surreal, poetic style. The collaborative spirit and playful creativity shine through the vivid and imaginative presentation. The album is seen as a heartfelt tribute filled with emotional depth and whimsical charm. Dive into this dreamlike tribute and explore Falloppio’s imaginative homage to Cristina’s timeless hits!

 The insides of your own testicles would be echoing from sounds of this nature.

 Riffs that have never known the concept of speed limit, blasted in your face with the same subtlety with which ramblings of reptilian conspiracies and messianic dreamlike apparitions of Lemmy Kilmister are proclaimed.

The review praises High on Fire’s Electric Messiah as a powerful, unapologetic heavy metal album. It highlights the aggressive riffs, fast-paced drumming, and Matt Pike’s distinct vocals. The album is described as a raw and energetic tribute to metal legends like Lemmy Kilmister. The tone is passionate, appealing to listeners who appreciate intense and authentic metal music. Dive into the fierce world of High on Fire’s Electric Messiah and experience raw heavy metal energy today!

 F. Falloppio isn’t here. I am his house elf... You will have to speak with me because my master is resting.

 Can I say it? I’m not sure if I’m allowed; don’t tell him though, alright? The title is “BLUESPALLOSO”.

This interview with Flavio Grosso, aka Falloppio, founder of the comedic rock band Trombe di Falloppio, reveals a mix of humor and depth through the voice of his 'house elf.' It highlights his music journey from rock/metal to blues, touches on his novel and the Turin music scene, and captures the playful yet complex dynamics of artistic identity. The review offers an engaging, unconventional take on Flavio's creative life and transformation. Dive into this unique interview with Flavio Grosso and experience the colorful journey from irreverent rock to heartfelt blues.

 "Metal is that stuff where crosses turn upside down... and you have to dress up like an idiot to sell records."

 "Brother Cesare doesn’t sing but just preaches with a baritone tone... on a clichéd and overused hard rock base."

This review critically and ironically explores Brother Metallo's album 'Misteri', highlighting its unusual blend of metal music with religious motifs. It mocks typical metal stereotypes while noting the album's unique concept and delivery. The reviewer questions the musical quality but acknowledges the theatrical and provocative nature of the work. Discover Brother Metallo's provocative metal sermon and decide if 'Misteri' is the metal album you never expected to hear!

 Padre Abarth is a major power-steering to the nu-Absurd Metal! Effective even against motorists’ curses.

 It’s only rock’n’roll but, if it were a rare steak, we’d love it just the same.

Padre Abarth by Trombe di Falloppio is an imaginative and powerful album blending heavy metal, hard rock, and folk influences with rich mythological references. The reviewer praises its intellectual depth, artistic maturity, and humorous lyrical themes. The album stands out for its originality and mythic storytelling, offering a unique Absurd Metal experience. Production challenges were overcome smoothly, resulting in a robust and memorable work. Dive into the myth and power of Padre Abarth—listen now and explore a new frontier of Absurd Metal!

 They are the only ones whose promises sound like threats.

 Manowar can never appeal to non-enthusiasts of the genre and I advise against this album for them.

The review discusses Manowar's compilation album The Hell of Steel, focusing on their iconic epic metal sound and loyal fanbase. It praises the band's unique image and influence while noting the album’s limited track selection from three key records. Despite some criticisms about repetitiveness and commercial intentions, the collection is appreciated for capturing the band's creative peak and raw intensity. Recommended primarily for genre purists and passionate fans. Explore Manowar's epic metal journey—listen to The Hell of Steel and relive the classic metal fury today!

 Imagine progressively perceiving the rarefaction of air, and looking towards the horizon, noticing the thin and melting edge of the atmosphere, the boundary between the world of mortals and the world of the dark stellar gods.

 Otis makes a pact with his children, flesh of his non-flesh, deciding to trap you in a finite time circle and thus allowing you to exist infinitely in seven tracks, for eternity.

The review portrays Sons of Otis' Spacejumbofudge as an immersive and visionary experience. It evokes the sensation of ascending beyond earthly limits into a vast cosmic void, guided by heavy, psychedelic soundscapes. The album is described as a mystical intergalactic voyage that transcends ordinary reality and challenges perception. The reviewer praises the band’s ability to create a profound and eternal sonic environment. Dive into Sons of Otis' Spacejumbofudge for a transcendent cosmic ride—listen now and explore the unknown!

 The fact is that when Julie screams, it’s like a whole work hits me, a half-emotional, half-artistic peak.

 Better than a little pill, better than a kick in the butt, better than almost everything...

Julie Christmas' 2024 album 'Ridiculous And Full Of Blood' is a powerful display of artistic screaming paired with haunting ballads. The album combines intense emotion, tension, and a unique soundscape that resonates deeply. The reviewer praises Julie's vocal mastery and artistic approach to screaming as a form of raw expression. Despite some minor missteps in the latter half, the album remains compelling and rewarding with repeated listens. Dive into Julie Christmas' latest album and experience the science of the scream firsthand—listen now and feel the power!

 Everything that Fates Warning had lost over the years is found in the Arch/Matheos work of 2019, Winter Ethereal, a top-tier Prog Metal album.

 An album to listen to and inhale with full lungs. An aroma that remains ingrained throughout the 70 minutes and leaves a rich taste that will be appreciated by genre enthusiasts.

Winter Ethereal by Arch / Matheos is a highly praised Prog Metal album released in 2019. It reunites former Fates Warning members John Arch and Jim Matheos, capturing the essence of classic progressive metal with powerful riffs and engaging vocals. The album delivers a rich, atmospheric experience lasting over 70 minutes. Its return to form satisfies fans of the genre and maintains the legacy of progressive metal pioneers. Dive into Winter Ethereal by Arch / Matheos and experience a progressive metal journey unlike any other!

 The movie sucks, unless you like it, in which case, of course, it won’t suck for you.

 Sixteen tracks in total, perfect for listening to in your car with the window down on August evenings.

This review covers the 1981 Heavy Metal soundtrack album, noting its solid collection of classic metal tracks despite the movie's poor reception. Featuring artists like Black Sabbath (without Ozzy), Sammy Hagar, and others, the album offers a nostalgic and enjoyable listening experience. The reviewer shares a humorous and personal perspective on metal culture, highlighting the album's appeal especially for solo summer drives. Explore this classic 80s heavy metal soundtrack and rediscover metal’s iconic tracks and unique vibe—perfect for your next solo ride!

 That music was evil... death passed along my spine, and I got goosebumps, something that with music, in the future, I would never feel so intensely again.

 This album changed my life (I don’t know if for better or worse), but for obvious emotional ties, I can’t help but listen to it again, loaded with old memories.

The reviewer recalls their deep, emotional connection to Black Sabbath's compilation 'Between Heaven and Hell' during their youth. Despite initial unfamiliarity, the music profoundly impacted their identity and musical tastes. The album represents more than a greatest hits collection; it was a transformative experience that elevated the reviewer above their peers and fueled their passion for heavy metal. Revisiting the album today evokes cherished memories and gratitude. Listen to Black Sabbath's iconic compilation and relive the powerful journey of heavy metal nostalgia.

 The first 2 tracks of the CD are a Metal blast, classic riffs from the only survivor of the original lineup, guitarist Wolf Hoffmann.

 Having seen them live this winter in Milan, they’re still devastating.

This review delves into Accept’s 2021 metal album 'Too Mean to Die,' highlighting the strong riffs by Wolf Hoffmann and Mark Tornillo’s vocal presence replacing Udo Dirkschneider. The reviewer shares a vivid and imaginative experience while listening to the album, expressing enthusiasm for the band's enduring energy and heavy sound. The album is seen as a successful continuation of Accept’s legacy with a fresh voice. Dive into Accept’s ‘Too Mean to Die’ and experience the raw power of classic metal reborn with fresh intensity!

 This work Mental Floss For The Globe still incredibly fresh nearly three decades since its inception.

 A revolutionary record; a melting pot of a thousand genres, a thousand sounds.

The review praises Urban Dance Squad's debut album 'Mental Floss for the Globe' for its innovative fusion of hip-hop, soul, metal, and punk. Despite limited mainstream success, the band created a timeless record with striking performances and genre-bending sounds. The live energy and mastery of combining diverse influences earn the album high acclaim even decades after its release. Discover the genre-bending sounds of Urban Dance Squad’s iconic debut – listen to 'Mental Floss for the Globe' and explore a true musical revolution.

 This album represents a painful period we don’t like to remember, but it’s charming in its own way.

 When I writhed in 'Warped' with my long hair, I felt rock. Fucking rock.

Anthony Kiedis opens up about the difficult period surrounding the 'One Hot Minute' album, marked by lineup changes and drug struggles. Despite its flaws and dark moments, he acknowledges the unique charm of the record and highlights the strong performances of Flea and Chad. The album is often overshadowed by their earlier iconic work, but it still holds an important place in their history. Kiedis closes with optimism about the band's continuity and evolving friendship with John Frusciante. Dive into the story behind 'One Hot Minute' and explore Red Hot Chili Peppers' bold, turbulent chapter.

 Godflesh grant no pauses. Focused on reclaiming the scepter as masters of a musical genre they helped create and spread.

 Six minutes of true nightmare even for someone like me who is used to certain lashes.

Godflesh marks their return after 13 years with the EP Decline & Fall, showcasing their raw and massive industrial metal sound. The review highlights the dark, repetitive, and claustrophobic atmosphere, directly referencing early influential albums like Streetcleaner and Pure. With uncompromising production led by founding members Justin Broadrick and GC Green, the EP is praised as a powerful reassertion of their legacy. Key tracks like 'Ringer' and 'Dogbite' exemplify their intense and merciless style. Dive into the raw power of Godflesh's Decline & Fall EP and experience the resurgence of industrial metal legends.

 Brilliant. A bunch of idiots, yes, but in their own way absolutely brilliant.

 Actually, to be honest, it would be 3.44678494. But I’ll give it a 5. After all, this is a review of Knorkator; will I not have the right to feel a bit happily dim-witted myself?

The review praises Knorkator's unique blend of industrial atmospheres, classical influences, and absurd vocal styles. Despite bizarre lyrics and titles, the album stands out as cleverly crafted and entertaining. Specific tracks like 'Konflikt' are highlighted for their memorable live performance potential. The band is celebrated for its originality and playful character within the international industrial scene. The reviewer embraces the album's eccentricity with affection and humor. Discover the brilliantly absurd sounds of Knorkator's 'The Schlechtst Of Knorkator' and experience industrial music like never before!

 "An exiled sound washed in with the tide."

 Their voices are free. Free from the sun's stare, free from the noise of lost souls.

This review highlights the evocative and freeing sound of Neurosis' 'A Sun That Never Sets.' The album is described as an apocalyptic yet liberating experience with powerful vocal delivery and atmospheric depth. Discover the powerful atmosphere and emotional depth of Neurosis' 'A Sun That Never Sets'—listen now and feel the sound.