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The beauty of machines is that you can do whatever the heck you want with them, if you know how to push them to the limit. Dj Shadow has Valfrutta as a last name, there isn’t a pink grapefruit that can withstand him, he squeezes relentlessly.
Of course, always in the same glass, the juice can get a bit tiresome.
That’s why Valfrutta is in cahoots with James Lavelle, aka Pozzi Ginori, who, quietly, has a ton of glasses and jars.
There's the Mike D model, there’s the Richard Ashcroft model, there’s the Tommaso what a pain model, in short, he’s got a ton.
In the morning, we’re always hungry, but, in the summer, there are usually wild nights, and in the morning, you always wake up with a different craving. But Valfrutta & Pozzi Ginori are there just for that, their motto is: “tell me whatchuwant, and grab it on the go”, they’re real jokesters.
Yesterday you got drunk, and in the peak of your buzz, you saw Concetta giving it to Gianpy, while you’ve been dry for two years; it bothered you, you’re sad, life sucks, you want to die? No problem, Valfrutta hits you with a bitter honey juice beatNONbeat, and PozziGinori pours it into the Tommaso what a pain, here you go, get bummed with Rabbit in your Headlights.
Yesterday you spent the whole evening building little walls with Jeppo the quick and as it turns out his woman slept with you; You’re happy, you’ve always disliked Jeppo the quick, so drum n bass juice in Mike D cups, here you go, now you can step out with the face of someone who knows the ropes, blast The Knock.
The juice doesn’t count and neither does the glass, they’re complementary, because you don't drink from the bottle, it goes down wrong.
Too obsessive beats mummify your scrotum, if not tempered by the voice of a PozziFriend. You can hear the PozziFriends in their albums, but not with Dj Shadow's fruit. In short, a nice breakfast of modern music, visited in every corner, and turned with the citrus juicing machines of these two gourmands.
Recommended for those who like everything and are not disgusted by anything, not recommended for those who want just one thing from an album, in short, not recommended for punk & brutal & whine addicts (guys change genre), here there’s a bit of everything, choose what you like, and then go out because this damn breakfast will make you late for work, and try telling your boss “No look, a mess happened because Valfrutta harassed me with the Ashcroft model of the PozziFriend,” and see how long they’ll still be your boss, you ugly nerd, shut up and work, and save 15€ for this cd!
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