RockinNReelinInAucklandNewZealandXXX

Baby you're a pearl but you're such a tease. That thing a danglin' there's brought me to my knees. You parade it 'round town so everybody knows. Oh Oh I'm-a-gonna steal the show. Gonna get that thing baby that's a fact. Baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch. SSo temptin' baby such a pretty box. All fancy wrappin's and a bow on top. I try not to think about it but it's hard. Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard. Too hot to handle and a crime at that. Baby I'm-a-talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch. Gonna get my hatchet hack it off and snatch it. Jerk it right off o'you. I gotta get-a-way...baby you can't catch it. Do a swan dive on that jewel. Put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch. Aw baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.
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You know good and well it's true. They never do what you want 'em too. Cuz people ain't no good. They're no good on weekends. When they come out to play. They're no good for bookends. Cuz you can't make 'em stay...hey! People ain't no good. People ain't no good. They never do what I think they should. So people ain't no good. Yeah people are just a waste. They're all over the place. Ya see 'em everywhere ya go. And I don't like their face. And people don't like me. Why I sure don't know. But even a jerk like you could see. It's obviously so...so...They always get some smile. They always stand like this. They alweays tell ya who is what. Well what I say is this.
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Callin' all cows down on the farm! Hey! Shut the door...you born in a barn?! I ain't no farmer...that's no fun. Run some tractor till the work's all done. Hey milk it bossie I'll buy ya a diamon ring. Now good girls can't play the rent these days. These cornfed dames done found a way. Unzip that zipper...snap that snap. Round up the cattle in the Cadillac. Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes. Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it (4 times) Shake that thing I'll buy ya a diamond ring. Now there's more things in Tennessee. Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy. Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames. They wiggle a little I burst into flames. Whip that cream baby til the butter comes. Callin' all you cornfed dames. Lux means bucks...remember the name. Go put on some n'real loud. Let's get up and go get plowed. Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring. Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip. Put it on upside down baby. You know that really makes me flip. ...I ain't no farmer.
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Gonna take a week off. Gonna go to Hell. Send ya a postcard. Hey I'm doin' swell! Wish you were here. Aloha from Hell. I'll be dancin' thru the flames. Like a devil in disguise. You can hear me sing. But not by satellite. You can hear me sing. Aloha from Hell. Gonna get a lei. Ring o'fire round my neck. Big ol' she-devil kiss. Aw hell! What the heck? I'm packin' my duds. Aloha from Hell. I'll be glad to get away. Up here everything's so swell. You know some like it hot and down there it's hot as Hell. Don't forget to write. Aloha from Hell.
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Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!
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Way down in Mexico
There's a crazy little chick that I know
In the honky tonk on the outskirts of town
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There's a place where lovers go
To cry their troubles away
And we call it Lonesome Town
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