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Rating: When I was a child, an older boy in middle school would always bully me and other less competitive softies (come on, I was 12 years old, I wasn't exactly muscular, right?). Anyway, this guy, a certain Davide X from some unlucky suburb, was a mentally delayed individual who, at 17, was comfortably sitting in his second-year desk groping the little girls and filling the tired eyes of us new pipe-smoking kids with big black halos after violent cartoons. Engaging in discussions with him was practically useless; you could make grandiose flights of fancy, tackle themes like "Freedom" or "Hey buddy, calm the hell down, you're with friends now, you're safe here," or "Don't piss me off," and he BANG BANG BANG would halo your eyes and grope the little classmate for whom your heart went BUM BUM even harder. Yes, I was in love: (after various abuses against the 11 deflowered (by him!) girls in my class (2 B Rules), I decided to intervene). This piece of cow dung defecated by force in a midsummer night's dream also had the cherished habit of stealing snacks from us pale kids with four folkloristic bones around. I mean, this son of a bitch was sexually abusing my BUM BUM, heart beating strong strong, and also my far more important giga mega badass mid-morning snack, and to top it off, he would burp loudly in class like any shitty train gleaming in an underdeveloped Brazilian shantytown. And now I'm really fed up, got it?
One fine morning I have an IDEA "How much does this asshole illiterate professional groper, with a master's in groping underage girls, like my nice big sandwich?" and again "Now I'll season it myself Oh oh oh." So I go to the pharmacy and get some last-generation white torpedo laxative pills, ready to make even Mrs. NoWayIShit flow, and I hastily dissolve them all in my tomato and Parna ham sandwich (it was an imitation, yes!). The usual idiot Davide limp-dick tireless worker of eleven-year-olds tells me, "Hey Sanjuro dumbass, today it's your turn to give me your snack, got it, you ugly piece of shit?" even though the original version was "gusghsfhsigtsirdghofsohjgdijsodogs" I had to make a direct translation from PatheticSuburbLosersInside - Italian. Anyway, the braggart devours the sandwich, bites it in front of me, and laughs "Oh oh oh how good it is, you ugly dickhead" "Your mom makes good sandwiches, I imagine her pretty little hands while she also makes the tom... ." GRRRR GRRRRR GRRRRR GRRRRR The stomach of the idiot starts kicking worse than a bull with salt in its eyes, and his head pounds like random red lights gone crazy. The whole class watches him squirm like a Houdini of the urban underclass, the new feminist girls then, seeing the revealing situation, kick the male chauvinist bear and spit rains down everywhere, while the poor guy's underwear is violated by brown fluid like cups destined for hazelnut or chocolate at an ice cream parlor. The newly unfortunate, humiliated and repentant for his mental nullity (and especially for challenging a genius of evil overly endowed like Sanjuro) then ran to the toilets only to find them all vandalized and made unusable by yours truly. Now Davide X teaches catechism on Tuesdays and Fridays from 5 to 7 PM. Ah, what's all this got to do with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and the Beatles? Simple: Davide X instead of lady laxatives could have found with unchanged results, inside the Parna raw ham sandwich, a copy of the already much-mentioned Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
"No more Beatle Mania. New Wave New Wave New Wave" Half Japanese
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
03 Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds (03:30)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds...
05 Fixing a Hole (02:39)
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
I'm filling the cracks that ran though the door
and kept my mind from wandering
where it will go
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right where I belong
I'm right where I belong
See the people standing there
who disagree and never win
and wonder why they don't get in my door
I'm painting the room in a colorful way,
and when my mind is wandering
there I will go
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right where I belong
I'm right where I belong
Silly people run around
they worry me and never ask me
why they don't get past my door
I'm taking my time for a number of things
that weren't important yesterday
and I still go
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
where it will go
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
08 Within You Without You (05:07)
We were talking
about the space between us all
and people who hide themselves
behind a wall of illusion
never glimpse the truth
then it's far too late
when they pass away
We were talking
about the love we all could share
When we find it
to try our best to hold it there
with our love, with our love
we could save the world
if they only knew
Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you
We were talking
about the love that's gone so cold
and the people who gain the world
and lose their soul
They don't know, they can't see
Are you one of them
When you've seen beyond yourself
then you may find
peace of mind is waiting there
And the time will come
when you see we're all one
and life flows on within you and without you
10 Lovely Rita (02:44)
Lovely Rita meter maid
Lovely Rita meter maid
Lovely Rita meter maid
nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I tow your heart away
Standing by a parking meter
when I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a ticket in her little white book
In a cap she looked much older
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man
Lovely Rita meter maid
may I inquire discreetly
When are you free to take some tea with me
Rita!
Took her out and tried to win her
had a laugh and over dinner
Told her I would really like to see her again
Got the bill and Rita paid it
Took her home and nearly made it
Sitting on a sofa with a sister or two
Oh! Lovely Rita meter maid
where would I be without you
give us a wink and make me think of you
Lovely meter maid
Rita meter maid
oh, Lovely Rita meter, meter maid
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By Aerith
The most beautiful track on the album is the closing one: A Day In The Life is perhaps one of the most beautiful and modern songs by the Beatles.
She’s Leaving Home still manages to move me, blending perfectly in the myriad of bright lights and colors of the album.
By waties
"’A Day In The Life’ is the masterpiece above another 4-5 masterpieces, I seriously wouldn’t know how to define it."
"It’s like going to the theater and seeing 4 strangely dressed guys doing strange things singing natural, human music."
By vellutogrigio
Although inferior to contemporary "hard" rock songs by The Who, Rolling Stones or Kinks, it perhaps has the merit of introducing this kind of music to less attentive listeners.
A masterpiece that seems to have no weak points... you won’t hear it played in any dance entertainment for sixty-year-old professionals. Chapeau.
By enbar77
"Sgt. Pepper’s should be protected by an impenetrable case to avoid attacks from any deterrent agent of natural or artificial origin."
"Anyone who loves rock music and beyond MUST own ‘Sgt. Pepper’s.’"
By granpaul
It is no secret that the four used acids and the like, and with this album they show the damage that drugs cause to the brain.
I can’t fathom how some people dare to call it a record, even Wonderful, not realizing that they have in their hands the sickly vomit of four delirious drug addicts.
