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WIRIKUTA EP

m0hjan rightly pointed out that I don't know how to tell jokes, so here I try again:

A hare runs in the woods.
And runs, runs, runs, runs, runs until it reaches near a stream where Bear Bagonghi is rolling a joint.
Screech! the hare stops.

"Oh, Bear Bagonghi, what the hell are you doing??? Joints??? In the woods??? Don't you see all these colors, don't you feel the aroma of life, doesn't the desire for love, freedom, joy enter your bones too??? What are you doing here all alone with your paws in the stream when you could be running, shouting, jumping, rolling in this ocean of colors and scents? Drop that crap and come run with me"
Bear Bagonghi, not very convinced, leaves the unlit joint on a rock, shakes the water off his paws, and starts following the hare.
And the two run, run, run, run until they're out of breath
They run, run, run, run in the woods, until at a certain point, Screech! the hare stops.
Lying face down in a meadow is Carmine the Wolf.
Tummy on the flowers, straw in the nose, CD case at the back, ready for his first hit

"Oh, Carmine the Wolf" encourages the hare "what the hell are you doing??? Cocaine??? In the woods??? Don't you see all these colors, don't you feel the aroma of life, don't you perceive the love all around you? Don't you taste how the air feels today? Even the sun and clouds seem to be smiling! Don't stay there all alone, come with me and Bear Bagonghi to run in the woods. Come. Let's run, come on, let's run!"
Carmine the Wolf, with death in his body, leaves his personal treasure in a field of flowers, rubs his eyes, flexes his muscles and legs and joins the caravan.
And so the hare starts again, and the other two follow behind.
And they run, run, run aimlessly.
And they run, run, run, run until under the shade of an oak they meet the gaze of the fox intent on heating a dose. lemon, spoon, cotton swab.
Screech! the fox stops.

"Oh, Fox," starts the hare "Aren't you the smart one? Why would you want to shoot up? Don't you feel the colors of the woods today? Don't you see the scents? Don't you feel even the little birds are calling your name? Don't you perceive the tsunami of love rising on the horizon line and setting behind the mirror of your eyes? It's a fantastic day of sun, music, and love, even the dew is sweetened today, come with us to run. Let's run, let's run in the woods!"
The fox looks at Carmine the Wolf. Then turns, looks at Bear Bagonghi, rolls her eyes, and exclaims:

"But how is it that every time this lunatic takes an amphetamine you two feel obliged to run after her like two idiots?"


Did you already know it? Oh well, probably not the record.
The hare knows it by heart, follow her.
There are people who play live with the dead skeletons, who take shamanic medicine songs and re-propose them in a 2015 psych key...
Seriously: follow her.
For the rest, kisses, hugs, and slaps to everyone: happy holidays.

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