Müönë: “I want more power!”.
Glüönë: “Power?”.
Müönë: “I demand better graphics!”.
Glüönë: “Graphics?”.
Müönë: “I want more elaborate Vg!”.
Glüönë: “Everything okay? Want to be annihilated with muonic neutrinos?”.
Müönë: “I'm talking about the amazing Supercharger™”.
Glüönë: “Eh?”.
Müönë: “A peripheral that expands the power of the Atari® 2600™ console.”
Glüönë: “Ah! Retrogaming? Sounds exciting!”.
Müönë: “Sure! The cartridge increases RAM by 49 times. From 128 to a whopping 6,272 bytes. A specific cable allows connection to the headphone jack of a recorder. Specific audio cassettes, developed by Starpath™, allow loading out of this world Vg!”.
Glüönë: “It sounds remarkable...”.
Müönë: “Shut up, and listen! There are seminal games like: Dragonstomper, Escape From The Mindmaster, Suicide Mission, and Phaser Patrol.”
Glüönë: “Well then, what's the problem?”.
Müönë: “Starpath™ doesn't develop games anymore because they shut down decades ago!”.
Glüönë: “You know what? Enough! I've had it! Mr. Chekov...phasers on target!”.
POOF!
Bösönë of Hïggs: “Ah! Finally, those two morons are out of my hair! Now I can enjoy some elementary peace”.
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