Müönë: “I want more power!”.

Glüönë: “Power?”.

Müönë: “I demand better graphics!”.

Glüönë: “Graphics?”.

Müönë: “I want more elaborate Vg!”.

Glüönë: “Everything okay? Want to be annihilated with muonic neutrinos?”.

Müönë: “I'm talking about the amazing Supercharger™”.

Glüönë: “Eh?”.

Müönë: “A peripheral that expands the power of the Atari® 2600™ console.”

Glüönë: “Ah! Retrogaming? Sounds exciting!”.

Müönë: “Sure! The cartridge increases RAM by 49 times. From 128 to a whopping 6,272 bytes. A specific cable allows connection to the headphone jack of a recorder. Specific audio cassettes, developed by Starpath™, allow loading out of this world Vg!”.

Glüönë: “It sounds remarkable...”.

Müönë: “Shut up, and listen! There are seminal games like: Dragonstomper, Escape From The Mindmaster, Suicide Mission, and Phaser Patrol.”

Glüönë: “Well then, what's the problem?”.

Müönë: “Starpath™ doesn't develop games anymore because they shut down decades ago!”.

Glüönë: “You know what? Enough! I've had it! Mr. Chekov...phasers on target!”.

POOF!

Bösönë of Hïggs: “Ah! Finally, those two morons are out of my hair! Now I can enjoy some elementary peace”.

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